call her a thot starved of attention

that'll do it

ALL WOMEN ARE QUEENS

She's qt tho

Middle Eastern

dont stick ur dick in crazy

She has a dick?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t5BvGWptKzE

Arabs girls are like unknown bands live that you love

Nobody even wants to give them a try, so entry fees are cheap and you're the only one there

and one day they might blow up and get a lot of attention

My sides

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matt had a decent joke for once

Havent laughed out loud to this chat so far

ty ty

How did you hurt your back?

try sucking your own divk?

Being fat

shovelling 18 inches of snow for 2.5 hours

I was helping people get their cars unstuck

Tfw hazy after one drink

I really dont drink enough these days

Some chinese dude was extremely unhelpful about getting his own car unstuck. He kept spinning his tires and digging himself in deeper

if he wasn't a neighbor I would've told him to fuck off and have fun walking home

Shrimp how are you such a lightweight

because he's literally a lightweight

like XFCE?

Ye true

I lost weight

I'm 66

Uh no

Unity is so, so lightweight

XFCE is bloat

66stone is a lot shrimp

66 KG

Silly

because he conditioned himself to get tipsy easily so the old men taking advantage of him doesnt hurt

^^

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