Johnny got his gun

is a nice book

>social event at company
>gf meets all my developer coworkers
>VR show off
>she gets to play a gladiator game
>puts helmet on
>gladiators come in
>she shouts "TODAY IS A GOOD DAY TO DIE! QAPLA!"
>all my coworkers go totally nuts

My chink learned to make a good impression according to the social circle she's in. She is learning good

about that

@Lynxoid I'm feeling so mentally bad today so im gonna get high today and im doing 300mg lol

@BIRDzone yes

haha!!

look at this guy with a gf

heckin normie

if I die in my sleep remember that I love you 😚

We all love you

!!!!

@porco >star trek

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honestly if you really want full-on delirium you should consider 350

but

300 is good enough

i can just try mixing it with alcohol

idk if that will work

uh,

TFW YOU PUT PILLS IN YOUR MOUTH AND NOTICE YOU GOT NO WATER AROUND

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

@johnfrum what's your problem with star trek?

yeah no alcohol

or only little bit

We went to a star trek con last year and cosplayee as Miles Obrien and Keiko

one/two vodka shots enough or too much

one (1)

kk

time to die :)

enjoy birdo

hey try to think of me

oh god ew my kettle has so much limescale and i just drank that

maybe ur brain will make you hallucinate kittis

yeey

@porco I was always more of a Stargate person

@BIRDzone disgusting homo, use descaling powder

also filter your water to keep from becoming gay

I do use filters but my grandma poured tap into our kettle instead of mineral water

gotta actually get some brita filters because i think i have only spare one left