Message from @BIRDzone

Discord ID: 408705303266197504


2018-02-01 19:25:20 UTC  

right to suicide when

2018-02-01 19:25:23 UTC  

and wont be in a long time, if I got to that state I'd be tapping 'kill me' over and over again.

2018-02-01 19:26:46 UTC  

Johnny got his gun

2018-02-01 19:26:50 UTC  

is a nice book

2018-02-01 19:26:51 UTC  

>social event at company
>gf meets all my developer coworkers
>VR show off
>she gets to play a gladiator game
>puts helmet on
>gladiators come in
>she shouts "TODAY IS A GOOD DAY TO DIE! QAPLA!"
>all my coworkers go totally nuts

My chink learned to make a good impression according to the social circle she's in. She is learning good

2018-02-01 19:26:51 UTC  

about that

2018-02-01 19:27:01 UTC  

@Lynxoid I'm feeling so mentally bad today so im gonna get high today and im doing 300mg lol

2018-02-01 19:27:09 UTC  
2018-02-01 19:27:19 UTC  

haha!!

2018-02-01 19:27:29 UTC  

look at this guy with a gf

2018-02-01 19:27:32 UTC  

heckin normie

2018-02-01 19:27:38 UTC  

if I die in my sleep remember that I love you 😚

2018-02-01 19:27:45 UTC  

We all love you

2018-02-01 19:27:48 UTC  

!!!!

2018-02-01 19:27:52 UTC  

@porco >star trek

2018-02-01 19:27:57 UTC  

<:shiggy:232792354610872320>

2018-02-01 19:28:12 UTC  

honestly if you really want full-on delirium you should consider 350

2018-02-01 19:28:13 UTC  

but

2018-02-01 19:28:16 UTC  

300 is good enough

2018-02-01 19:28:54 UTC  

i can just try mixing it with alcohol

2018-02-01 19:28:57 UTC  

idk if that will work

2018-02-01 19:29:16 UTC  

uh,

2018-02-01 19:29:27 UTC  

TFW YOU PUT PILLS IN YOUR MOUTH AND NOTICE YOU GOT NO WATER AROUND

2018-02-01 19:29:33 UTC  

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

2018-02-01 19:29:37 UTC  

@johnfrum what's your problem with star trek?

2018-02-01 19:30:02 UTC  

yeah no alcohol

2018-02-01 19:30:06 UTC  

or only little bit

2018-02-01 19:30:09 UTC  

We went to a star trek con last year and cosplayee as Miles Obrien and Keiko

2018-02-01 19:30:51 UTC  

one/two vodka shots enough or too much

2018-02-01 19:31:05 UTC  

one (1)

2018-02-01 19:31:10 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/408705858663612438/27331660_1325255237620431_6663237215333164506_n.png

2018-02-01 19:31:21 UTC  

kk

2018-02-01 19:31:25 UTC  

time to die :)

2018-02-01 19:31:45 UTC  

enjoy birdo

2018-02-01 19:31:49 UTC  

hey try to think of me

2018-02-01 19:31:52 UTC  

oh god ew my kettle has so much limescale and i just drank that

2018-02-01 19:31:57 UTC  

maybe ur brain will make you hallucinate kittis

2018-02-01 19:32:02 UTC  

yeey

2018-02-01 19:33:59 UTC  

@porco I was always more of a Stargate person

2018-02-01 19:34:28 UTC  

@BIRDzone disgusting homo, use descaling powder

2018-02-01 19:34:48 UTC  

also filter your water to keep from becoming gay