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2018-02-02 09:45:53 UTC  

@porco sorry this isnt a /g/ discord anymore

2018-02-02 09:45:57 UTC  

we /v/ now

2018-02-02 09:46:04 UTC  

Meanwhile, 2012 tier fx8320 and 8GB RAM. I'm fully within my right to speak though because I'm a broke as shit and don't pretend to be otherwise <:tipsfedora:383326576609329162>

2018-02-02 09:46:08 UTC  

@porco *laughs in 512GB redis database, always loaded*

2018-02-02 09:46:32 UTC  

I am just trying to understand mysql's natural language matching algorithm

2018-02-02 09:46:34 UTC  

>redis

2018-02-02 09:46:35 UTC  

looks like a fuck to me

2018-02-02 09:46:36 UTC  

Who else /no more PCs ever again/

2018-02-02 09:46:39 UTC  

that sounds a lot like reddit

2018-02-02 09:46:46 UTC  

it's a nosql app

2018-02-02 09:47:02 UTC  

it's for teensy tiny databases where it doesnt need to be on the hdd

2018-02-02 09:47:04 UTC  

it can just be in ram

2018-02-02 09:47:08 UTC  

where it's FAST AS FUCK

2018-02-02 09:47:29 UTC  

>nosql

2018-02-02 09:48:22 UTC  

that's literally what it's called

2018-02-02 09:49:03 UTC  

i know what it is s but you cant deny it's more or less become yet another buzzword by now

2018-02-02 09:49:21 UTC  

le mean MEAN stack xddddddd

2018-02-02 09:49:56 UTC  

B U Z Z W O R D S

2018-02-02 09:49:57 UTC  

A G I L E

2018-02-02 09:50:15 UTC  

D I S R U P T I V E

2018-02-02 09:50:52 UTC  

let's make a nodejs porn site with mongodb

2018-02-02 09:51:14 UTC  

mongo is for mongoloids

2018-02-02 09:52:20 UTC  

guys

2018-02-02 09:52:24 UTC  

i was dual core 4gb ram

2018-02-02 09:52:26 UTC  

talk about poverty

2018-02-02 09:54:16 UTC  

wow

2018-02-02 09:54:22 UTC  

might as well move to india

2018-02-02 09:55:11 UTC  

4gb RAM is enough to host VPS for all of mumbai....

2018-02-02 09:56:55 UTC  

tbh it was enough for almost everything except pubg

2018-02-02 09:57:17 UTC  

now i might even play arma 3 properly

2018-02-02 09:57:20 UTC  

tears of joy

2018-02-02 09:57:41 UTC  

4gb RAM is like enough to be the village computer....

2018-02-02 09:58:04 UTC  

kids from school would be queueing up to play minesweeper on it

2018-02-02 09:58:20 UTC  

🇮🇳

2018-02-02 10:09:30 UTC  

Am alive

2018-02-02 10:09:34 UTC  

sad

2018-02-02 10:09:35 UTC  

It hurts all over

2018-02-02 10:09:42 UTC  

😭

2018-02-02 10:09:43 UTC  

did u fall again

2018-02-02 10:09:51 UTC  

No