https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QyDjiDIq4DI
fuck

where are my winter tires

If its been over a month you best get used to drifting because you aren't going to see them

i'll ping the guy when it's all over

and also invite him to my funeral

Fuck the superbowl

ruining my fucking city

Why the fuck are people getting this drunk, our state isn't even in proximity to any of them. They just arbitrarily picked a team and are running with it.

Fucking faggots, having fun and shit

If anyone barfs on my car I'm raping them.

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In the age of Uber and Lyft, why the fuck are you DDing people like a fucking cuck

I would do it for beer and money

or you know

^

have friends and enjoy the time spent together but not want to get drunk too heavily

> enjoying time spent with drunk people

literally impossible

getting paid 10 bucks a head to drive them. Being sober around drunks sucks

Not like I wanted to be sober. Ideally I'd be the one getting raped for vomiting in someone's car

If you want, I can come rape you.

Don't puke in my car though.

Gemini nigga, one cannot be without the other

Talkin about horoscopes and shit, I oughta beat your ass

classical mythology, fag

I'll replace your spine with a cinderblock

God that halftime show sucked

agreed

Whoo, first person barfed.

> he does it for next to free

I might get some boipuss, someone in the carpool just drank what was left of a pitcher of bloody mary and a plate of soggy nachos

>tfw everyone made it home unraped and my car unvomited on

Sad!

LIGHTWEIGHT SAD!

These are rookie numbers sad!

I usually have between 2-3 energy drinks a day, but with MH World coming out I've been having 4-6