Irish spring soap

There you have it

Eua de Matthew

What detergent and dryer sheets do you use?

Uhhhh

Apple tide, I don't use dryer sheets

Do you leave wet clothes in your machine?

Mildew = no

Perfect, have everything I need to have a perfect approximation for a daiki

welp

im going to call that a wrap for the week

and go home now.

Good bye

Wait its Tuesday, who ends a week on a tuesday

N-now you have to tell me what you smell like...

Off brand shampoo and lemon.

> not answering with an equal amount of detail

You make my penis the big penis. I love a good chase

my shampoo smells like candy canes

I don't want to fuck you, so I don't care what you smell like

Doggo rest

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okay bai

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

TURNBULL FINALLY GOT HIS HORSE DILDO OUT HIS ASS AND GAVE ME NBN

50MBIT HERE I COMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

@Droidbot what do you smell like

Matt on SUICIDE WATCH

currently?

Generally

clean, like decent quality soap and good quality bodyspray

@Droidbot Did they announce ground breaking or actually have the service up and ready to go?

No I've just been sent an email saying 'ayy you can get NBN'

by the gummint

Neat

so I got NBN and the box is in the mail

hopefully

my ISP is a fucking G and gives me a box with 4G failover

so while the gummint is installing my fast internet I get 4G for 30 days

@Droidbot I'm still getting less than half a megabit per second so beat that <:chaika:232792149874311168>

I get 50mbit