Message from @Matthew

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2018-02-13 05:43:54 UTC  

Then Aqua Reef Old Spice

2018-02-13 05:44:28 UTC  

Irish spring soap

2018-02-13 05:44:39 UTC  

There you have it

2018-02-13 05:44:46 UTC  

Eua de Matthew

2018-02-13 05:45:23 UTC  

What detergent and dryer sheets do you use?

2018-02-13 05:45:55 UTC  

Uhhhh

2018-02-13 05:46:18 UTC  

Apple tide, I don't use dryer sheets

2018-02-13 05:46:46 UTC  

Do you leave wet clothes in your machine?

2018-02-13 05:47:22 UTC  

Mildew = no

2018-02-13 05:48:03 UTC  

Perfect, have everything I need to have a perfect approximation for a daiki

2018-02-13 05:48:24 UTC  

welp

2018-02-13 05:48:32 UTC  

im going to call that a wrap for the week

2018-02-13 05:48:38 UTC  

and go home now.

2018-02-13 05:48:40 UTC  

Good bye

2018-02-13 05:49:06 UTC  

Wait its Tuesday, who ends a week on a tuesday

2018-02-13 05:49:15 UTC  

N-now you have to tell me what you smell like...

2018-02-13 05:51:44 UTC  

Off brand shampoo and lemon.

2018-02-13 05:53:09 UTC  

> not answering with an equal amount of detail

2018-02-13 05:53:28 UTC  

You make my penis the big penis. I love a good chase

2018-02-13 06:04:59 UTC  

my shampoo smells like candy canes

2018-02-13 06:05:27 UTC  

I don't want to fuck you, so I don't care what you smell like

2018-02-13 06:05:37 UTC  

Doggo rest

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/412851789973553152/doggo.jpg

2018-02-13 06:05:58 UTC  

<:bleach:264926641359290368>

2018-02-13 06:06:01 UTC  

okay bai

2018-02-13 06:13:09 UTC  

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

2018-02-13 06:13:22 UTC  

TURNBULL FINALLY GOT HIS HORSE DILDO OUT HIS ASS AND GAVE ME NBN

2018-02-13 06:13:29 UTC  

50MBIT HERE I COMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

2018-02-13 06:14:26 UTC  

@Droidbot what do you smell like

2018-02-13 06:14:35 UTC  

Matt on SUICIDE WATCH

2018-02-13 06:14:46 UTC  

currently?

2018-02-13 06:14:53 UTC  

Generally

2018-02-13 06:15:15 UTC  

clean, like decent quality soap and good quality bodyspray

2018-02-13 06:16:21 UTC  

@Droidbot Did they announce ground breaking or actually have the service up and ready to go?

2018-02-13 06:16:38 UTC  

No I've just been sent an email saying 'ayy you can get NBN'

2018-02-13 06:16:43 UTC  

by the gummint

2018-02-13 06:16:51 UTC  

Neat

2018-02-13 06:16:57 UTC  

so I got NBN and the box is in the mail

2018-02-13 06:16:58 UTC  

hopefully

2018-02-13 06:17:10 UTC  

my ISP is a fucking G and gives me a box with 4G failover

2018-02-13 06:17:34 UTC  

so while the gummint is installing my fast internet I get 4G for 30 days

2018-02-13 06:23:41 UTC  

@Droidbot I'm still getting less than half a megabit per second so beat that <:chaika:232792149874311168>