my toe is totally ficked

i Hope it's not broken

literally hurts like fuck with every STEP I TAAAAKE

EVERY MOVE I MAKE

ahhhhhh

Don't go to the hospital. They'll literally tell you to not walk on it and then send you a bill for $700

#BurgerHealthcare

our healthcare is free

mostly

@BIRDzone Put ice on it, they really wont tell you much else except they wont charge you as much

I could actually go get an xray

For what

Tiny peeoee

HAHAHAHA

😠

H-heh, free healthcare is for c-cucks!

@johnfrum let's go shoot guns

imma wait few days and if it doesn't go away I'll go get an xray

A broken toe will take a little longer than a few days to heal you mong

Fr what

No, Ive seen what happened to that murican sniper guy

@Matthew he isnt a doctor hence why hes aaiting it out

yeah that's why I'll be waiting few days u mongo boy

lil bitch who bruises like a bannana and wont wax because of it

no bulli!

FOR.WHAT

i lterally have a huge bruise on my ass because I sat on smth and it pinched me

it's hilarious

Sat on this dicc

i am literally a ripe banana

@Shrimpfn!

Oh your toe

yeah

How did you manage to fuck up your toe

Ingrown toe nail?

nope

Once, I was getting shooting pains in my right testicle. I went to the doctor, got a scrotal ultrasound, and they said nothing was physically wrong

Just get a good precise knife and cut the toenail out

I did that before

900 FUCKING DOLLARS

Lmao