> war LARPingq

Siiiiiigh

Its not larping

Its a hobby

I like to collect army collectibles

I have some money from the DDR

...dance dance Revolution?

East-German partition

Commie Germany

Oh. France France Revolution

I also had a photobook of a German in France

Couldn't find him in any grave where he was supposed to have died

So I called his family

They wanted the book so I gave it to them

Kinda sucks that I did that but at least I got him named in one of those symbolic graves in Germany

:okhandU+1F44C:

I mean nigga had little choice in the matter so I'd say he's more of a victim of the dictatorship than of himself

>be German
>some random guy calls you one day asking about your grandpa
>can hear muffled farts on the other end of the line

I wasn't supposed to laugh

But I did

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RmhBy1tlOME

Only MDE kids will understand this

I SAW THGAT

my greentext wasn't ready

I accidentally ENTER

wait

W8

xdd

poop

@Matthew

@Lynxoid XD say it again

ok!

'matthew'

Hahaha

SAME THING XDDDDDD

X-D

FUCK I SPILLED MY COFFEE XDXSXDXD,

d,.[

AND IM PROUD

TO BE AN AMERICAN

>jokingly send around applications for 3 months to learn about the job market in Taiwan
>accidentally send one application through an international recruiting agency
>recruiter contacts me, tells me the position I was looking for (supermicro) is gone, but he would like to forward my CV to others
>agree
>get contacted a week later
>get invited to Amazon recruiting event
>they pay my flight
>agree to go to recruiting event
>everybody loves me
>a few weeks pass to today
>get an actual offer from Amazon

I am not going to take the job, but guess how many $ they pay for a software engineer