Message from @porco

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2018-03-22 21:59:33 UTC  

It was more like "weren't you a programmer?" kind of question

2018-03-22 21:59:46 UTC  

But the last year I was 70 % software developer and 30 % scrum master

2018-03-22 22:00:01 UTC  

>scrum master

2018-03-22 22:00:14 UTC  

talking about buzzwords eh

2018-03-22 22:00:19 UTC  

AGILE

2018-03-22 22:00:22 UTC  

LEAN

2018-03-22 22:00:29 UTC  

<:pepewot:327934404234313739> master

2018-03-22 22:00:31 UTC  

STAND UP

2018-03-22 22:00:39 UTC  

WATERFALL

2018-03-22 22:00:43 UTC  

SPRINT

2018-03-22 22:00:50 UTC  

SMART GOALS

2018-03-22 22:00:51 UTC  

Come on scrum isn't that bad

2018-03-22 22:01:01 UTC  

shut up scrumscum

2018-03-22 22:01:02 UTC  

Just some people are too autistic about it

2018-03-22 22:01:18 UTC  

There are advantages and disadvantages of both scrum and the other way

2018-03-22 22:01:25 UTC  

Yes exactly

2018-03-22 22:01:28 UTC  

Scrum nazis suck

2018-03-22 22:01:30 UTC  

Scrumscum <:umaru:232470184445607937>

2018-03-22 22:01:31 UTC  

From my knowledge there is no one size fits all when it comes to software development

2018-03-22 22:02:00 UTC  

no it's not bad. It's just one of many different styles of management that basically boil down to "give positive reinforcement, listen to your employees and do somethign with their feedback"

2018-03-22 22:02:08 UTC  

Scrum works if the project is not very complex / technical and when you have a lot of non technical stakeholders to please

2018-03-22 22:02:31 UTC  

So you make only client testable user stories

2018-03-22 22:02:35 UTC  

For example

2018-03-22 22:02:38 UTC  

Isn't Scrum basically when you want something ASAP

2018-03-22 22:02:48 UTC  

In a tech start up, that would be bullshit

2018-03-22 22:02:48 UTC  

And the other when you want something that holds a quality is more complex

2018-03-22 22:03:51 UTC  

Please elaborate

2018-03-22 22:03:57 UTC  

>Java <:thonk:288060975775612929>

2018-03-22 22:04:11 UTC  

remind me please, what types of video file formats are discord friendly and allowed here

2018-03-22 22:04:25 UTC  

webms ? mp4s ?

2018-03-22 22:05:07 UTC  

From what I've seen Java is here to stay for now

2018-03-22 22:05:27 UTC  

Since every job listing I found recently was boiling down to either Java or PHP+JS+HTML or just JS

2018-03-22 22:05:31 UTC  

@Brokenman none, upload them on a streaming site

2018-03-22 22:05:33 UTC  

my good friend sandeep taught me all the agile secrets to be successful developer

2018-03-22 22:05:35 UTC  

(iirc)

2018-03-22 22:06:01 UTC  

The PHP jobs are mostly symfony

2018-03-22 22:06:33 UTC  

Yeah most were citing "if you know any frameworks, that's a plus"

2018-03-22 22:07:02 UTC  

I'm considering to apply for a. NET position

2018-03-22 22:07:06 UTC  

But damn I just want something not cancerous to work with 😐

2018-03-22 22:07:29 UTC  

I kinda liked C# but then I would have to fight pajeets for work

2018-03-22 22:08:06 UTC  

if you're fighting pajeets for jobs you're doing it wrong