Message from @Vector-Aspen
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They want to have their cake and eat it too. Give sex away easily or sell it, and somehow still expect it to hold value to men when they're dating
legit depresses me sometimes and my life is otherwise pretty great
A man tried to rob a church, but the congregation arranged him a circle of prayer
Christpilled
AWESOME
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Good. Can’t stand him
Badum tssss
Xd
>Now this is the story all bout how
>The USA was burnt to the ground
>And I’d like to take 9 minutes
>So kneel right there
>I’ll tell you how I became the kang of black lives every where
>In west Minneapolis
>High and dazed
>Spending counterfeit 20s for most of the day,
>Zoning out, wasted, shouting ‘bix nood’
>I had a heart attack up outside da Cup Foods
>When a couple of cops
>Saw I was up to no good
>Started to arrest me but they never could
>I tried to resist arrest but I fell down flat
>That’s how I ended with their knees on my back
>I started to shout out that ‘I can’t breef’
>I may have robbed a woman but I’m no thief
>If anything I can say they were huffin and puffin
>But I’m just a boy that dindu nuffin
>If it weren’t for the drugs I may have lived
>But instead I retired to my final crib
>Looked at my Kangdom
>I was finally there
>Nah, I’m burning in hell as the prince of no air
Be stand up comedian, not funny, can't stand up
Yo....wtf thats Michelle obama look at the teeth... the one top front tooth is crooked slightly
"michelle"
you're goddamn right it is
I never paid attention to the rumors but if the photo isn’t a dam good fake we had a queer for president wtf... how did we let this slip through🤮🤮🤮
the granpa by like 'atta boy' and whip out a couple of ben franklins from his funeral funds.
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greatest mistake he ever made
Big Mike