I prefer high church

does southern baptist include muh judeo christian oxymoron?

I'm not down with happy clappy church

Sounds like you don't want people to have fun

It's supposed to be holy and reverent

church should be a formal and respectful time to enlighten the soul

^

Christianity has nothing to offer me but emptiness. It was forced on me as a child and I felt absolutely nothing for it.

I just want communion every sunday, is that so much to ask? ._.

Meh. Jesus never said you had to go to church

I think it was something like "where two or three are gathered, I'll be there"

church is how a lot of ethnic groups stay together

but no, the church we compromised on doesn't do communion but MAYBE once a year and is full of amen parrots

Bleh

We do it once a quarter

I'd prefer every weekend

Technically, if you go off of old calendars, it's Saturday

@Ragnarok your name should be Torquemada :p

7th day advocates

Another nutty group

I'd rather focus on my prayer than have to hear AMEN! every 10 seconds

@Ragnarok

I *hate* the amen virtue signaling in church

Mormons though.... And their special underwear

-laughs in caffeine

Yes but he was inquisition

And has a cool name

> @SilverWolf I think I have a solution for you<:smugpepe:445634631950139403>
@Ragnarok
Oh?

Now there's a movement i can get behind. The inquisition

Same

Mel Brooks did an amazing musical number on it

Yup

https://youtu.be/yTBYksnK7N0

Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition

nah it's idle, but what's the solution?

"Springtime for Hitler & Germany"

@TheMousez

^based and redpilled

Nope it's probably trash

XD

Drugs are for the weak