Message from @SilverWolf
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I'm a *Southern* Baptist
> I'm a *Southern* Baptist
@Steinkrieg
Biggest oof
We are separate from those Yankee baptists
by chromosome count? cxxxx
When I say Baptist, I mean southern ones
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i live in the south BTW
singing and dancing in church casually doesn't feel right
I prefer high church
does southern baptist include muh judeo christian oxymoron?
I'm not down with happy clappy church
Sounds like you don't want people to have fun
It's supposed to be holy and reverent
church should be a formal and respectful time to enlighten the soul
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Christianity has nothing to offer me but emptiness. It was forced on me as a child and I felt absolutely nothing for it.
I just want communion every sunday, is that so much to ask? ._.
Meh. Jesus never said you had to go to church
I think it was something like "where two or three are gathered, I'll be there"
church is how a lot of ethnic groups stay together
but no, the church we compromised on doesn't do communion but MAYBE once a year and is full of amen parrots
Bleh
We do it once a quarter
I'd prefer every weekend
Technically, if you go off of old calendars, it's Saturday
@Ragnarok your name should be Torquemada :p
7th day advocates
Another nutty group
I'd rather focus on my prayer than have to hear AMEN! every 10 seconds
I *hate* the amen virtue signaling in church
Mormons though.... And their special underwear
-laughs in caffeine
Yes but he was inquisition
And has a cool name
> @SilverWolf I think I have a solution for you<:smugpepe:445634631950139403>
@Ragnarok
Oh?
Now there's a movement i can get behind. The inquisition
Same
Mel Brooks did an amazing musical number on it
Yup