I'd be a gene warrior.

Bald and foolish as I might be. But a bald and foolish spess muhreen I would be.

LGBT community is dark eldar. thank you for coming to me ted talk.

Planned parenthood are the homunculus coven.

😰

The fact that Kemp said the right thing and the Sperger guy is still saying no, and now there's conditions attached, is great progress

BLM are Mordor Orcs

Anyone remember orc posting?

Antifa are Moria Goblins.

Gondor open your gates to the black orcs of mordor! Stop being bigoted!

And the Balrog is Soros

Do we have any news from MI, WI, NV. Or AZ yet?

And Frodo is Rudy

Gandalf is Alex Jones

not Gimli?

No Gimli is Ted Cruz

Saruman is me because I would try to take the ring to bring in my empire

Sauruman is Romney except not as retarded or senile.

I wouldnt burn Fangorn I would make alliances with the Moria Goblins for coal

Theoden is Putin?

They are based off slavs and nords I guess so sure.

I mean, this equally big nation that doesn't always see eye to eye with gondor/america

Gondor is America

The west

Mordor is China and the easternlings are Islam (which technically Tolkien based them off the Ottomans)

no difference, ottomans were also islamists

Indeed

Edit: Denethor is Obama?

Denethor

Denethor wasnt a traitor

He was mentally ill

Mentally abused by Sauron via the palintir

He’s more of a Neville Chamberlain

Ottomans are still Islamists

Just renamed to Turkey and pretend to have a democracy.

We established this. Lol

hi

hey yall

Wouldn't the Uruk Hai be BLM?

can i invite my trump friend here

@mum as long as they aren't troll, anybody is welcome