Gandalf is Alex Jones

not Gimli?

No Gimli is Ted Cruz

Saruman is me because I would try to take the ring to bring in my empire

Sauruman is Romney except not as retarded or senile.

I wouldnt burn Fangorn I would make alliances with the Moria Goblins for coal

Theoden is Putin?

They are based off slavs and nords I guess so sure.

I mean, this equally big nation that doesn't always see eye to eye with gondor/america

Gondor is America

The west

Mordor is China and the easternlings are Islam (which technically Tolkien based them off the Ottomans)

no difference, ottomans were also islamists

Indeed

Edit: Denethor is Obama?

Denethor

Denethor wasnt a traitor

He was mentally ill

Mentally abused by Sauron via the palintir

He’s more of a Neville Chamberlain

Ottomans are still Islamists

Just renamed to Turkey and pretend to have a democracy.

We established this. Lol

hi

hey yall

Wouldn't the Uruk Hai be BLM?

can i invite my trump friend here

@mum as long as they aren't troll, anybody is welcome

https://discord.me/get

theyre is no invite tho

Use that link

But if they are, or try to raid. You all get the ban hammer

ye

so guys its pretty sad trump did not win 😦

You really want that hammer, huh

no im serious

i wanted america to be great again.

im very upset.

And the orcs be the (((happy merchants))) ?

So how & where did he lose?

the election