Fucking Chat Noir 👀 👀 👀 💦 💦 💦

sad!

I can't help who I am

I can't stop what I've become

ur a big gay

Ur mum gay

my dad works at roblox and told me your banned

owned..

Ur pap a trap

<:benis:239668961011040257>

When I was a lad, I told my little stepbrother that I had a friend who's dad worked at Sony, and knew about the PS2 in advance of it's announcement

I told him it was gonna be called the PS Ultra and have like, 8 player support and other wacky shit

He totally believed me, then the actual PS2 got announced and he cried out of disappointment

>people paying 20 dollars for 50 cardboard boxes

https://www.amazon.com/Ultimate-Arms-Gear-Bandoleers-Bandoilers/dp/B00K8F3V12

@Matthew Why you have to break his little heart like that

I'm a monster.

I also clotheslined him into a bunch of trashcans once because he broke my copy of Bomberman Hero

You...guys never violence'd your siblings?

No?

Ever? Do you even have siblings?

Anything before 6 I cant remember so maybe but after that not really.

man

Fucking gym

Shhh. Never tell anyone you're going to the gym

They'll flood you with unwanted advice

<:rooKillMe:419674560095453194> Do not want

im just ugnna be stubborn and get healthy

Eat less move more. That's all you need. Specific diets and workouts are a meme

Yeah thats teh goal, im talking to an actual dietician i know and just getting a basic for cheap and easy things i can make

tho ill mostly just make cicken fajitas

>tfw bought a bunch of frozen chicken on sale for 80 cents a pound and have been eating that for almost a month

the local bulk place is lke $1.60 a pound for chicken year round, large yummy chicken breasts

I rapidly discovered there are only so many ways to make chicken before you give up and grill it

Maybe I should have gotten dark meat, I dont even like chicken breast but now I hate it

im gunna buy some chicken breasts tomorrow and break oiut my mandaline and makesome chicken cheesesteak

How do you cut chicken on a mandolin

Was pawp or Julian the fat burger?

No Matts the fat burger

Oh ffs

also john, id season it and throw it in the freezer for like an hour to harden up