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@Matthew Why you have to break his little heart like that

I'm a monster.

I also clotheslined him into a bunch of trashcans once because he broke my copy of Bomberman Hero

You...guys never violence'd your siblings?

No?

Ever? Do you even have siblings?

Anything before 6 I cant remember so maybe but after that not really.

man

Fucking gym

Shhh. Never tell anyone you're going to the gym

They'll flood you with unwanted advice

<:rooKillMe:419674560095453194> Do not want

im just ugnna be stubborn and get healthy

Eat less move more. That's all you need. Specific diets and workouts are a meme

Yeah thats teh goal, im talking to an actual dietician i know and just getting a basic for cheap and easy things i can make

tho ill mostly just make cicken fajitas

>tfw bought a bunch of frozen chicken on sale for 80 cents a pound and have been eating that for almost a month

the local bulk place is lke $1.60 a pound for chicken year round, large yummy chicken breasts

I rapidly discovered there are only so many ways to make chicken before you give up and grill it

Maybe I should have gotten dark meat, I dont even like chicken breast but now I hate it

im gunna buy some chicken breasts tomorrow and break oiut my mandaline and makesome chicken cheesesteak

How do you cut chicken on a mandolin

Was pawp or Julian the fat burger?

No Matts the fat burger

Oh ffs

also john, id season it and throw it in the freezer for like an hour to harden up

I am the fatman

tho i might just use a knife

Meh, just use a knife way too much work to clean a mandolin

Ill just make a 2nd chicken cheesesteak for someone else in the house and tell them to clean it

ill hand them whichever looks worse

Devilish

Mandolin injuries keep me from buying one

If you can use a cheese grater you can use a mandolin

seriously matt buy one with a good hand guard

>handgaurd

get the one that americas test kitchen recommends

What a pussy

I dont plan to use one tomorrow but were talking about matt here, if hes afraid of cutting himself he can just get a hand guard

True.