Message from @Mad Jack
Discord ID: 435226288521871360
Is that really troll bidding or a cry for help
Haha no, killing myself is for when I get the cancer or am 80
Anything else means no insurance payout.
You wont make it to 80.
Hopefully not.
Also >killing yourself with a gun
IT KEEPS HAPPENING
IT'S MID FUCKING APRIL
STOP
STOP IT GOD
God is punishing you for your sinful ways
Its already too late
I can't keep living off of oreos and la Croix
The summer better be hot to make up for this
Jesus Matt
I must make a nomadic journey to the grocery store 2 miles away
Also >not stocking up on non perishable foods
Unless youre just lazy
I wonder if I can pay some gook to drive food to me
I don't think delivery drivers have 4x4
3 boxes and 2 12 packs
Delivery drivers arent people
12 pack of water
or of la croix
La Croix
Can confirm, am not a person
Soda isnt water
I thought the general consensus about la croix was that it didnt qualify as more than shitty water
La Croix isn't soda
What the fuck is it then
It's just flavored water with carbonation
Why would you have 24 of that
Because I like it
A little too much me thinks, but i once filled half my fridge with energy drinks so i cant judge really
I cut energy drinks out of my life 2 months ago
Feels shitty
How many did you drink a day