Message from @Matthew
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is it normal for spring season to all be sportsball shit
The coffee really makes it kick harder
If you wanna get wasted with coffee get an irish coffee like regular people
But I like this better
Hell, even coffee liquer
Liquor?
Coffee liqour is definitely not for drinking straight up
Its pretty much a highly alcoholic syrup
Dont knock it until you try it, cheap wine is way too sweet so the lemons bring a tartness to it, the instant coffee makes it just slightly more bitter and the zest makes it lemony
Don't take booze advice from John.
He's a boxwine boi.
I'll have you know this came from a glass bottle
That was 3 dollars
*wow*
I dont need to hear this from cider boi
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Ciderboy is actually a brand.
It's artificially flavored and it's awful.
This is all natural
So is shit, John.
That's why i said it was artifically flavored AND awful
I have to agree with matthew on this, this sounds like what I would make if I was 8 and just mixing shit in the kitchen for my parents
John literally can't resist anything that comes in a box.
GLASS BOTTLE
This is out of the norm for you, just like when I tried 4 Loko.
This os pertty much 4loko but classy
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It's cheaper than the 4 loko.
That glass bottle was at least half of the cost, John.
Think about that.
So maybe they repackaged boxwine in a bottle and chatged a slight mark up, I stand by this drink.
I am s-ing my h at you, John.
If I submit this to allrecipies thisnwill be instant 5 stars
Sounds like a great gifts idea
Good idea, I can even print custom labels for it.
There's already another inch and a half of snow outside
fucking kill me
another 4-5 forecasted for the night
Shovel boi
Fuuuck