Message from @johnfrum

Discord ID: 437704584215920670


2018-04-22 19:52:58 UTC  

Put it in rice

2018-04-22 19:53:07 UTC  

they start shorting out and just start inputting random keys

2018-04-22 19:53:12 UTC  

Its not gonna hurt it

2018-04-22 19:53:19 UTC  

You need lots of rice though

2018-04-22 19:53:24 UTC  

like when i had my blackwidow i pressed 1 button it'd input the date and the time of my computer

2018-04-22 19:53:56 UTC  

RIP keyboard, maybe if you take it apart and get rid of what you can. Itll go back to normal

2018-04-22 19:54:12 UTC  

This is why membranes are superior, chuck the think in the dish washer

2018-04-22 19:55:56 UTC  

I'm worried rice will fall down inside to the board

2018-04-22 19:56:12 UTC  

Dont you ahve screwdrivers

2018-04-22 19:56:16 UTC  

Yes

2018-04-22 19:56:19 UTC  

Take the thing apart

2018-04-22 19:56:33 UTC  

And use cotton swabs to wick out everything you can

2018-04-22 19:56:45 UTC  

Alright then

2018-04-22 19:56:49 UTC  

thhats ur best bet honestly

2018-04-22 19:57:00 UTC  

and you shouldn't rly use your keyboard until it dries out

2018-04-22 19:57:10 UTC  

your switches seem really fucked up though

2018-04-22 19:57:51 UTC  

If ur a fag then use alcohol and force out gunk with a hairdrier with the heat off

2018-04-22 19:58:01 UTC  

Only fags have hair driers

2018-04-22 20:00:49 UTC  

This

2018-04-22 20:01:05 UTC  

No respectable man owns and uses a hair dryer

2018-04-22 20:01:45 UTC  

Youre just saying that because you cant afford to dry your hair out any further after you dye it

2018-04-22 20:01:52 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/437704613651808270/john.png

2018-04-22 20:02:05 UTC  

No I actually know how to dry my fucking hair and not look like I survived the gas chambers

2018-04-22 20:02:39 UTC  

Plus I only need to dye with one of those plastic combs

2018-04-22 20:02:53 UTC  

But lately I've accepted my faith and let the white hairs do their thing

2018-04-22 20:03:05 UTC  

@Matthew poor matt, it shits snow and he cant have peepee touch on his week off.

2018-04-22 20:03:36 UTC  

@Shrimpf papa shrimp

2018-04-22 20:03:38 UTC  

I look like Mr Fantastic

2018-04-22 20:03:45 UTC  

No you're daddy

2018-04-22 20:04:06 UTC  

You have dad hobbies

2018-04-22 20:04:21 UTC  

And probably need to take off your beltphone when jacking it

2018-04-22 20:04:22 UTC  

Nah, Im'm the uncle who pretends to have a heart attack at the wheel and force the kid sitting beside me to take over.

2018-04-22 20:04:45 UTC  

my uncle did that

2018-04-22 20:04:47 UTC  

Bad touch uncle

2018-04-22 20:04:52 UTC  

my uncle did that

2018-04-22 20:04:59 UTC  

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2018-04-22 20:05:38 UTC  

I want to re-enact Call Me By Your Name with @Jobplane

2018-04-22 20:06:08 UTC  

Is there a non dick way to ask if there will be catering at a wedding

2018-04-22 20:06:30 UTC  

"Not in a dick way, but will there be catering at this wedding?"

2018-04-22 20:06:37 UTC  

Because the last one I went to had everyone pay for thier meal

2018-04-22 20:06:44 UTC  

That's garbage