RIP keyboard, maybe if you take it apart and get rid of what you can. Itll go back to normal

This is why membranes are superior, chuck the think in the dish washer

I'm worried rice will fall down inside to the board

Dont you ahve screwdrivers

Yes

Take the thing apart

And use cotton swabs to wick out everything you can

Alright then

thhats ur best bet honestly

and you shouldn't rly use your keyboard until it dries out

your switches seem really fucked up though

If ur a fag then use alcohol and force out gunk with a hairdrier with the heat off

Only fags have hair driers

This

No respectable man owns and uses a hair dryer

Youre just saying that because you cant afford to dry your hair out any further after you dye it

No I actually know how to dry my fucking hair and not look like I survived the gas chambers

Plus I only need to dye with one of those plastic combs

But lately I've accepted my faith and let the white hairs do their thing

@Matthew poor matt, it shits snow and he cant have peepee touch on his week off.

@Shrimpf papa shrimp

I look like Mr Fantastic

No you're daddy

You have dad hobbies

And probably need to take off your beltphone when jacking it

Nah, Im'm the uncle who pretends to have a heart attack at the wheel and force the kid sitting beside me to take over.

my uncle did that

Bad touch uncle

my uncle did that

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I want to re-enact Call Me By Your Name with @Jobplane

Is there a non dick way to ask if there will be catering at a wedding

"Not in a dick way, but will there be catering at this wedding?"

Because the last one I went to had everyone pay for thier meal

That's garbage

Try Slav weddings

I'll have to pay for the wedding, the food, the tickets for people to come from Bosnia, Serbia, Australia, America, Germany, and Sweden

And even then

It's like 2k max

Pay for the food, everything else the gypos can lay for themselves