Message from @Edward Nygma

Discord ID: 442523410086756353


2018-05-06 02:51:44 UTC  

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2018-05-06 02:57:00 UTC  

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2018-05-06 02:57:06 UTC  

T A K Y O N

2018-05-06 03:00:38 UTC  

Wait

2018-05-06 03:00:47 UTC  

Do you actually drink from a mason jar

2018-05-06 03:01:12 UTC  

Matt, you shipboard loving Pinteresting etsy addict basic bitch

2018-05-06 03:02:07 UTC  

No, but I have one to swish my razor in to dislodge the hair

2018-05-06 03:02:32 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/442521522356355092/20180505_220222.jpg

2018-05-06 03:02:54 UTC  

That's right, boyo, I'm shitting 🇷 🇮 🇬 🇭 🇹 🇳 🇴 🇼

2018-05-06 03:03:47 UTC  

>saves picture to cross examine it with zillow listings

2018-05-06 03:04:36 UTC  

I got home defense 12 gauge ammo today

2018-05-06 03:04:56 UTC  

It's a 1 oz slug with 4 00 buck on top

2018-05-06 03:05:24 UTC  

The extra buck doesn't do much apprently

2018-05-06 03:05:43 UTC  

Nothing a .75 diameter hole isnt going to anyway

2018-05-06 03:05:47 UTC  

Let me shoot you with it and we can find out

2018-05-06 03:06:59 UTC  

It's for the "shotgun spread in close quarters will make up for your shit aim" meme

2018-05-06 03:08:05 UTC  

Wouldn't something like number 4 buck make more sense if you arent confident about aiming, and want as much lead as possible

2018-05-06 03:08:35 UTC  

I actually don't know anything about the different kinds of buck

2018-05-06 03:08:51 UTC  

It's 4 bbs of 00 buck

2018-05-06 03:09:55 UTC  

Oh noes,i left tzatziki at my table and fell asleep,i was wondering what does smell like garlic

2018-05-06 03:10:02 UTC  

time to pray to allah 7 times

2018-05-06 03:10:07 UTC  

for him to save my soul

2018-05-06 03:10:56 UTC  

John, give me a comfy YouTube channel to watch

2018-05-06 03:11:21 UTC  

report of the week,can not get comfier

2018-05-06 03:12:49 UTC  

authentic replica? is not that illegal. jumperino in to concluseriono

2018-05-06 03:13:15 UTC  

You never disappoint, Johnny

2018-05-06 03:28:54 UTC  

Back at it again

2018-05-06 04:41:39 UTC  

All the times I ever called someone autistic here

2018-05-06 04:41:41 UTC  

I'm sorry

2018-05-06 04:41:48 UTC  

THIS is autism

2018-05-06 04:51:10 UTC  

No

2018-05-06 04:51:19 UTC  

This is some advanced autism

2018-05-06 04:51:25 UTC  

Who the fuck brings a screaming fucking infant baby 6AM in the subway sunday morning for fucks sake.

2018-05-06 04:51:50 UTC  

And the parents of course thinks this shit is cute

2018-05-06 04:53:33 UTC  

yeah,why did you not terminate them

2018-05-06 04:54:07 UTC  

What do you do 6am Sunday in a subway?

2018-05-06 04:54:21 UTC  

Omw to work

2018-05-06 04:54:24 UTC  

idk but what triggers me is mothers loudly baby-talking to their infants in the middle of a supermarket

2018-05-06 04:54:29 UTC  

sighhhh