Message from @Krieger The Viking Plague Doctor

Discord ID: 445191311516237835


2018-05-13 11:15:27 UTC  

this is going to end up in a blender vs food processor argument

2018-05-13 11:15:34 UTC  

I dont really get food processors tho

2018-05-13 11:18:37 UTC  

The attachments make it a juicer, veg strip cutter, veg and meat chopper, and you can make purees much easier with things like garlic and onion for recipies that may call for itm

2018-05-13 11:18:41 UTC  

also I realise a typical juicer still leaves waste

2018-05-13 11:18:53 UTC  

who needs teeth?

2018-05-13 11:18:56 UTC  

Its 2018

2018-05-13 11:20:20 UTC  

you can eat a burger with your lips today

2018-05-13 11:20:42 UTC  

*pureed burgers and fries*

2018-05-13 11:21:02 UTC  

Hamburger hash and mashed potatoes?

2018-05-13 11:22:40 UTC  

pretty much that

2018-05-13 11:42:30 UTC  

Anyone heard of a lab grown beef made from human shit?

2018-05-13 11:42:36 UTC  

I'll try and find the article

2018-05-13 11:46:41 UTC  

sounds like the next "soyboy" thing

2018-05-13 11:46:43 UTC  

wtf

2018-05-13 11:47:26 UTC  

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6wtderRkG8o someome report this guy to Ma-Sama 😡

2018-05-13 11:48:42 UTC  

I hate aliexpress, it took like 4 months for my mousepad to arrive

2018-05-13 11:49:12 UTC  

its not the fault of ali, its the seller or the shipper

2018-05-13 11:50:41 UTC  

Ali good though

2018-05-13 11:50:58 UTC  

I love DHgate

2018-05-13 11:51:19 UTC  

They give you amazing shipping and easy tracking on nearly everything

2018-05-13 11:52:41 UTC  

I ordered a shitton of rep trough dhgate

2018-05-13 11:52:47 UTC  

€150 so far on reps

2018-05-13 11:52:59 UTC  

Why

2018-05-13 11:53:19 UTC  

not for me, I am just a middle man

2018-05-13 11:53:23 UTC  

rep?

2018-05-13 11:53:32 UTC  

replica clothing and watches

2018-05-13 11:53:38 UTC  

ah

2018-05-13 11:54:05 UTC  

Oh, I hope you are honest and upfront about it being fake

2018-05-13 11:54:17 UTC  

Yeah ofc

2018-05-13 11:54:30 UTC  

They just send me the dhgate ad and ill pay it

2018-05-13 11:54:50 UTC  

Wut why? Are they illegals?

2018-05-13 11:54:53 UTC  

some people don't have access to sofort

2018-05-13 11:55:02 UTC  

or a master/visa

2018-05-13 11:55:39 UTC  

ITT: how to rip off underagers

2018-05-13 11:55:56 UTC  

<:alismirk:230784726615588865>

2018-05-13 11:55:56 UTC  

Are they illegals or just really paranoid? Chinese folks deal in cash nearly exclusively because of questionable visa status in my experiance and I imagine others do the same.

2018-05-13 11:56:08 UTC  

no man its people I know friends or family

2018-05-13 11:56:11 UTC  

I remember once I got my hands on a Rolex but turned out it was fake

2018-05-13 11:56:17 UTC  

I was shattered

2018-05-13 11:56:18 UTC  

feels bad man