Message from @kontroll

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2018-05-17 11:00:13 UTC  

wew

2018-05-17 11:17:27 UTC  

<:GWlulurdMegaLul:402868018721456128>

2018-05-17 11:20:45 UTC  

prague firefighters twitter:
At the doctor's request, the firefighters removed the metal ring from the penis root of one of the patients in the Vinohrady hospital.

2018-05-17 11:20:50 UTC  

<:blobsweats:427568683003412505>

2018-05-17 11:22:12 UTC  

I bet all it took was just one firefighter kicking the door down with an angle grinder in his hands

2018-05-17 11:22:29 UTC  

cock retracts, ring falls off

2018-05-17 11:26:51 UTC  

>cock retracts

2018-05-17 11:26:56 UTC  

More like it hardens

2018-05-17 11:27:05 UTC  

^ beat be to it

2018-05-17 11:27:20 UTC  

If anything, it got harder to remove

2018-05-17 11:27:25 UTC  

It's fight or flight

2018-05-17 11:27:33 UTC  

That cock ain't gonna let itself be beaten that easily

2018-05-17 11:27:52 UTC  

well in that case

2018-05-17 11:27:56 UTC  

start the angle grinder.

2018-05-17 11:41:21 UTC  

I unironically use Startpage because it's google without using google

2018-05-17 11:44:42 UTC  

Give me one relevant alternative to youtube

2018-05-17 11:47:37 UTC  

there literally is none

2018-05-17 11:52:41 UTC  

<:chink:323022148870602752> Monitor reports that it is 27" over DisplayPort (it is), but over DVI it reports 24".

2018-05-17 11:53:04 UTC  

DisplayPort resolution is 2560x1440. DVI is 1920x1200.

2018-05-17 11:53:06 UTC  

What in the actual hecks?

2018-05-17 11:53:50 UTC  

chinked?

2018-05-17 11:54:53 UTC  

Gooked, more like it.

2018-05-17 11:54:58 UTC  

Samsung monitor.

2018-05-17 11:55:24 UTC  

it's gonna blow up ( อกยฐ อœส– อกยฐ)

2018-05-17 11:55:36 UTC  

Probably.

2018-05-17 11:55:48 UTC  

It actually has an external power supply too.

2018-05-17 11:55:51 UTC  

Super weird.

2018-05-17 11:56:41 UTC  

Startpage is beri naisu and so is Searx

2018-05-17 12:00:05 UTC  

>report two people in CS Wingman
>Both are banned now

THERE IS A GOD

2018-05-17 12:00:21 UTC  

one also said 'overwatch is broken'

2018-05-17 12:07:24 UTC  

it is

2018-05-17 12:07:38 UTC  

it's fucking redicilously unplayable

2018-05-17 12:08:22 UTC  

there is only one thing that's entertaining and that's FFA since most people in there obey by the unwritten rule of not playing brigitte

2018-05-17 12:09:47 UTC  

>shooty tooty of the month

2018-05-17 12:09:50 UTC  

No thanks

2018-05-17 12:10:45 UTC  

more like

2018-05-17 12:10:54 UTC  

>babies first shooty tooty of the month

2018-05-17 12:12:59 UTC  

@Jobplane Overwatch as in the CSGO anti-cheat, not the game.

2018-05-17 12:13:08 UTC  

The game is broke too, but point still stands.

2018-05-17 12:13:44 UTC  

inb4 not too long until volvo machine learning finalizes