I find the job offers themselves on an employment website

LOL not even microsoft adds themselves to bing maps

bing maps -> Microsoft Zurich

nothing found

same with google tho

I mean, same when using google

google shows itself when doing "google london" or something

sure but microsoft does not

why would people rate the Google office

smh

>why would google employees use google software

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why not

if you give it a bad rep, the google-mega-militarised-botnet-country will assasinate you in 30 years when it becomes a thing

>Google employers are actually forced to use super-secret homemade Linux distros that nobody can use unless they have quantum powered computers

And then there's Mariana's Web

It all makes sense rait

eksdee

secret Linux Distros violate the GPLv2 😡

What's the GPLv2 to stop Google?

they wouldnt dare <:angery:423058200661590017>

stallman will be so mad

@Julian or just fire you right away

hello lovelies how are you doing today ☺

O-okay

wew

https://www.cnbc.com/2018/05/15/google-being-investigated-in-australia-over-user-data-privacy-claims.html

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prague firefighters twitter:
At the doctor's request, the firefighters removed the metal ring from the penis root of one of the patients in the Vinohrady hospital.

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I bet all it took was just one firefighter kicking the door down with an angle grinder in his hands

cock retracts, ring falls off

>cock retracts

More like it hardens

^ beat be to it

If anything, it got harder to remove

It's fight or flight

That cock ain't gonna let itself be beaten that easily

well in that case