Then I read "Maus" by Robert Spiegelman as a teenager

For those who don't know it, an artist made a comic book of his father's holocaust survivor stories, where the Germans are cats, the jooze are mice, and the Anericans are dogs

but aren't you part semitic?

No

Anyhow

Then I moved to the East coast

I ended up living on a sailboat and sailing

lol, lots of jews on the east coast

I got down to Maryland and met a jewish lawyer from New York

His name was Josh Glickman and he was the biggest asshole I'd ever met

lol

all the new englanders are asshoels though

that is if they're even Murican

Constantly harassed boats anchored out in front of his client's marina, where I happened to be anchored out

In Annapolis

oh i know exactly where you are talking about

He climbed on a boat at 5 am and blasted the air horn in the porthole window

lol

Had his yacht guests cuss at me and spit on my boat every time he passed by

Made me begin to think how Hitler was onto something and didn't go far enough

lol

I definitely would've loved to see that man turned into soap and lampshades

i wouldn't take it too much to heart, everyone on the conquered coast is either an asshole or a foreigner

This was the first j*ew* I'd ever met in real life. He was nothing like the jooze on television or in movies like Schindler's list

And you're wrong

i miss the Chesapeake Bay area though, some of the best times on my life as a kid was out boating on the bay

I ended up sailing down to Virginia because of this assholeness. In Virginia I found out the Mason-Dixon line still separates attitudes. Everyone north of Virginia is an asshole. The further north you go, the more assholes people are. Less racist, but more assholish.

The further south you go, the more racist people are, but the nicer they are

Which turned out to be true

even North Virginia is pretty hellish, it really could be its own state

I'm brown

I ended up hanging out with wonderful white people who flew Confederate flags and were members of the kkk

oh hell no

They were nicer to me than that jew lawyer from New York

fucking dixie traitors

No that's what happened

that's because they are inherently traitors

I left Back Creek and stopped anchoring out in front of Burt Jabin's marina and made it down to the intracoastal waterway in North Carolina

My motor fell off the boat at the Alligator river bridge