oh i know exactly where you are talking about

He climbed on a boat at 5 am and blasted the air horn in the porthole window

lol

Had his yacht guests cuss at me and spit on my boat every time he passed by

Made me begin to think how Hitler was onto something and didn't go far enough

lol

I definitely would've loved to see that man turned into soap and lampshades

i wouldn't take it too much to heart, everyone on the conquered coast is either an asshole or a foreigner

This was the first j*ew* I'd ever met in real life. He was nothing like the jooze on television or in movies like Schindler's list

And you're wrong

i miss the Chesapeake Bay area though, some of the best times on my life as a kid was out boating on the bay

I ended up sailing down to Virginia because of this assholeness. In Virginia I found out the Mason-Dixon line still separates attitudes. Everyone north of Virginia is an asshole. The further north you go, the more assholes people are. Less racist, but more assholish.

The further south you go, the more racist people are, but the nicer they are

Which turned out to be true

even North Virginia is pretty hellish, it really could be its own state

I'm brown

I ended up hanging out with wonderful white people who flew Confederate flags and were members of the kkk

oh hell no

They were nicer to me than that jew lawyer from New York

fucking dixie traitors

No that's what happened

that's because they are inherently traitors

I left Back Creek and stopped anchoring out in front of Burt Jabin's marina and made it down to the intracoastal waterway in North Carolina

My motor fell off the boat at the Alligator river bridge

lol i just realized something, you're literally an anchor baby lol

I made it without a motor about 180 miles and got stuck at a marina near the outer banks of N.C.

Farm and country. Loved it

Id love to see jlp on Joe Rogan, bring him to a main stream audience

Our first day in North Carolina we sailed into Coinjock and as we pulled up to the docks, there was a redneck fisherman with a shotgun

He pointed down and fired it right as we pulled up to the dock. Turns out there was a rattlesnake and he blew it's head clean off

lol

Timber rattles get pretty big out there. Another buddy blew the head off a 6 footer

my hillbilly grandpa once picked a snake up and whipped it like a whip and made its guts fly out its mouth, Murica a/f

I bet if you did that with a j*ew* gold shekels would fly out of it's nose

i love my hillbilyl grandpa, me and him are the only ultranationalist rightwingers in our family

my hillbilly grandpa was supporting Trump since he ran back in like 2008

Nice

when Trump won we had a famiyl gathering and all my relatives are bitching about Trump

Haha my family is uber libtardo as well

and I said I liked Trump and they all turn to me in one accord and are like "why?"

and I'm like "because he is going to get rid of all the hispanics and ban the muslims"