Message from @Matthew

Discord ID: 449032953641566208


2018-05-24 00:52:02 UTC  

wew

2018-05-24 00:52:36 UTC  

Fuck advertisements, they're useless

2018-05-24 00:58:22 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/449013256258977793/image3.jpg

2018-05-24 01:33:18 UTC  

Found a big boi

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/449022044818898974/Screenshot_20180523-213223.jpg

2018-05-24 01:33:59 UTC  

I thought it was a bumblebee but it looks like a giant hirnet now I look a bit closer

2018-05-24 02:06:45 UTC  

John, what the Fuck

2018-05-24 02:06:47 UTC  

Kill it

2018-05-24 02:07:23 UTC  

Also,
>screencapping your picture so it doesn't have exif data

2018-05-24 02:07:34 UTC  

What're you afraid of, Johnny boy?

2018-05-24 02:09:23 UTC  

I screencap it because its too large on mobile otherwise

2018-05-24 02:10:40 UTC  

If you want to know my IP I'm pretty sure jake will sell it to you for half a hotdog and a cheeky gobby

2018-05-24 02:13:02 UTC  

@Jake how much for @johnfrum's IP/ geolocational data

2018-05-24 02:13:32 UTC  

Narrow it down to a state for me

2018-05-24 02:13:58 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/449032281798082561/Screenshot_20180523-220942.jpg

2018-05-24 02:14:46 UTC  

Is it missing a leg?

2018-05-24 02:14:47 UTC  

It is kind of cute, think it might be a queen but that doesn't make much sense because they only are swarming in early spring

2018-05-24 02:15:07 UTC  

Nah it was scratiching its antwnna with the front leg

2018-05-24 02:16:23 UTC  

Well, he got himself caught

2018-05-24 02:16:38 UTC  

What's the next step of his master plan

2018-05-24 02:17:19 UTC  

Making me feel bad enough that I'll let her go, I guess

2018-05-24 02:17:37 UTC  

WITH NO SURVIVORS

2018-05-24 02:23:17 UTC  

Can't wait for 6 months from now when you're complaining about a hornet nest on your property

2018-05-24 02:23:42 UTC  

You'd exterminate that without thinking twice, though, wouldn't you?

2018-05-24 02:24:11 UTC  

Funny how singular things have value, but lose it when there are many

2018-05-24 02:24:13 UTC  

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2018-05-24 02:24:16 UTC  

Probably

2018-05-24 02:27:06 UTC  

Just finished watching The Iron Giant with the gf

2018-05-24 02:27:10 UTC  

Good movie

2018-05-24 02:41:30 UTC  

The new Baywatch was pretty fun

2018-05-24 02:42:11 UTC  

Made me feel like listening to David Hasselhoff. He's got a pretty good voice

2018-05-24 02:45:12 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/449040142087225344/e0dbc8c.png

2018-05-24 02:49:11 UTC  

Did you never listen to David Hasselhoff? And you call yourself American?

2018-05-24 02:49:59 UTC  

I heard his song from kung fury

2018-05-24 02:51:12 UTC  

Weak

2018-05-24 02:51:24 UTC  

You're weak, bitch

2018-05-24 02:51:43 UTC  

The weak should fear the strong

2018-05-24 02:51:56 UTC  

Stop acting cheeki breeki before I fuck your hole

2018-05-24 02:52:08 UTC  

Oh fug

2018-05-24 02:52:11 UTC  

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