Message from @Avalon

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2020-11-08 04:17:25 UTC  

You'd think they'd just make the grab and legislate themselves into permanent dominance, so they can get down to force feeding us tofu at gunpoint or whatever the fantasy is.

2020-11-08 04:18:04 UTC  

im honestly just over it already. i want to be able to trust the process. if biden did win, i will (albeit grudgingly) accept that because i respect the office, even if i dont like the person holding it.

2020-11-08 04:18:27 UTC  

i dont know if that needs a laugh or a cry emoji lol

2020-11-08 04:18:32 UTC  

Lol

2020-11-08 04:19:32 UTC  

I'm just saying that if there were this huge conspiracy, I don't know what they're waiting for.

2020-11-08 04:19:56 UTC  

And yes, I also end sentences with prepositions.

2020-11-08 04:20:19 UTC  

because they are probably all fighting among themselves to see who the king would be lol

2020-11-08 04:20:49 UTC  

Whether conspiracies are true or not, I think everyone knows Trump's pride wouldn't let him concede cleanly. It'll be more like 'I really won, Imma spend the next four years proving it, I hope Biden doesn't destroy all my great work'. It's always how it was going to be should Biden win.

2020-11-08 04:21:15 UTC  

among, amongst? hell i dont know. my brain hurts lol

2020-11-08 04:21:25 UTC  

Amongst lol

2020-11-08 04:21:50 UTC  

Texan: Where's the library at?
Harvard Student: At Harvard, we don't end sentences in prepositions.
Texan: Sorry. Where's the library at, asshole?

2020-11-08 04:21:50 UTC  

it red zig-zag lined me for amongst!

2020-11-08 04:21:52 UTC  

#professionalwriter #wouldn'tknowitbythetypos

2020-11-08 04:22:43 UTC  

Ahhh the joys of autocorrect

2020-11-08 04:23:24 UTC  

Convention vs actual rules of grammar

2020-11-08 04:23:26 UTC  

> Texan: Where's the library at?
> Harvard Student: At Harvard, we don't end sentences in prepositions.
> Texan: Sorry. Where's the library at, asshole?
@Zuluzeit that sounds accurate lol

2020-11-08 04:23:53 UTC  

and my kids HATE me. "where's X at?
-between the A and the T

2020-11-08 04:24:09 UTC  

Hahaha

2020-11-08 04:24:41 UTC  

Convention is for suckers. I'm standing up for what's right.

2020-11-08 04:25:28 UTC  

I shall stand for that which is write.

2020-11-08 04:25:32 UTC  

dumdums lol

2020-11-08 04:25:54 UTC  

Lol funny people

2020-11-08 04:26:04 UTC  

And yes this is totally about the election.

2020-11-08 04:26:13 UTC  

Hahaha totally

2020-11-08 04:26:13 UTC  

that made my eye twitch

2020-11-08 04:26:38 UTC  

support for education is TOTALLY about the election!

2020-11-08 04:26:51 UTC  

"What did you get up to today?"
"Me? Oh, just punning with random people on the net."

2020-11-08 04:27:11 UTC  

Omg stop. Hahaha

2020-11-08 04:27:41 UTC  

The election is about all issues. We're covered.

2020-11-08 04:28:08 UTC  

so, what are the chances that biden would be able to take folk's boom-sticks and pew-pews?

2020-11-08 04:28:19 UTC  

We need a memes and puns chat.

2020-11-08 04:28:41 UTC  

Biden isn't after anything. That's just pandering to the whack jobs.

2020-11-08 04:28:41 UTC  

I have about 416 of the best memes ever memed.

2020-11-08 04:29:14 UTC  

That's a bold statement. Many memes get memed.

2020-11-08 04:29:56 UTC  

Depends who gets what position no? I doubt he'll be coming up with many ideas himself.

2020-11-08 04:30:25 UTC  

... and I have about 416 of them 😅

2020-11-08 04:30:51 UTC  

In was talking about guns. The process to take them away is more elaborate than cabinet decisions.

2020-11-08 04:31:39 UTC  

the act of actually taking them away could be morbidly "entertaining"

2020-11-08 04:31:54 UTC  

There's a recent decision covered by Uncivil Law about banning concealed carry somewhere or another already.

2020-11-08 04:32:28 UTC  

But hey. I'm Australian and we're not even allowed pepper spray for self defense.

2020-11-08 04:32:40 UTC  

A court decision? Time to get Biden off that bench. Still, there is a supreme court.