See? I rest my case.

If you like your Camp you can keep your camp... that's a promise.

Can't I just go to the Googleplex? It looks more appealing.

Barrack and I believe people should have a vdeyfwdehfev camp

A camp is so 1984. No need. We have consumer psychologists for that now.

Try to keep up!

That would lean more Huxley

Is that like a covfefe camp? I'm not up on the lingo.

we apply "free will" in the west. Not barb wire.

Yep...it’s the Reich stuff

Thanks, Robert Reich

Freedom is 15 types of pizza, 8 types of scones and 4 different car manufactors.

It's not much more appealing I interview at Google in 2011 and I got the distinct impression that they have been READING through the contents of my Gmail account at the time now. Now I'm pretty sure that it was so.

@inwa That IS huxley. I have been writing prescriptions for Soma now for 20 years

15...

My understanding is that if you have nothing to hide, that's ok.

Nowhere to hide

Know where to hide...

@Zuluzeit I have plenty to hide. Its what my subconscious is for.

Just going by what I'm told. I'm flexible.

Hahaha doc

I have 100 replies for that cop question.

"well? do you have anything to hide?"

- Yeah. I havent changed underwear in 14 days. I dont want you to find that out.

Lol eww on its surface

Going for that long Without changing underwear cause rashes

- Indeed I have. I have been having some very strange sexual fantasies about gargoyles lately...

That's covered under section 230. Not a crime.

- I may have. I have recurring dreams. If Freud was right, there is something I dont want to know about myself

- Yes, officer. I sometimes wear my wives undergarments.

- Yes, officer. Uniformed personell turn me on and I promise I will try to hide that while you investigate me.

Lmao

Plz investigate me

Lmao

@Doc your friendly providers machine learning is already aware

Indeed. but after I started subscribing to channels made by Believers, it seems to think I am a 42 year old gay man.

Mr. Snowden would be appalled.

I get commericals for ladyshave now.

Hahaha

Beliebers, sorry.

I'm dying over here.

I found a dwarf on youtube going over her makeup regime. That seemed to upset the machine learning. I now get commercials for beauty products mixed with pharmacy and car parts.