Squirrel!!!

Agreed

@Doc I have no counterargument. I defer to your authority in this matter.

@Beth to feel good about themselves

@Beth They want freeedom!

I don't know why.... people are dumb

They want freedom for their dog, at the expense of their kid?

Okay but get a baby / dog sitter?

Or visa versa

Then go wild

> i could go for some pecan pie
@ImNotGas I am literally drinking praline liqueur right now and it is sublime.

"Sick and tired of your kids? Miss those clubs and the loose women? Take your kid to a violent demonstration today! Stand for something and regain your freedom!"

what is praline liquer?

That sounds so good....

Pecan liquor

Lol

sounds tasty

Oh, it is.

I’m jealous

i cant do the super sweet liquers tho

Hahaha

I read Pelican

Creating an atmosphere of Harm does not require Malfeasance.

Ok... now I have to go see what I have besides wine...

old fashioned with a splash of that would be great though

I read pelican and wondered how you liquefy one.

i usually put a splash of amaretto in an old fashioned

Some people are making or buying happy hour bars for squirrels complete with stools and roof.

Big blender. No real trick to it. @Doc

Random @txgho

@txgho so three squirrels walk into a bar?

Is nut discussing

Looks Nuts?

@Zuluzeit Meet Polly. My liquid parrot

So THAT is what liquidate means?

@William Dinan Yes! The bartender says: "Wow, you guys look nuts!"

Not sure if I told my pirate joke here.

<pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel sticking out of his pants>

Bartender: Hey, buddy. You have a steering wheel sticking out of your pants.

Pirate: Aye...and it's drivin' me nuts.

An Auntie Tiffa, Proud Boy in big pants, and a Rabbi walk into a bar.

"the car was fine, except for the nut holding the steering wheel"

Bar tender tells them all it's not funny.

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