Message from @ImNotGas

Discord ID: 788924967722549268


2020-12-17 00:20:35 UTC  

so they invent lovely slander like "he donates to hate groups"

2020-12-17 00:20:46 UTC  

err "anti-lgbt groups" sorry

2020-12-17 00:20:59 UTC  

which means the salvation army which is just a charitable organization

2020-12-17 00:21:07 UTC  

that feeds homeless people

2020-12-17 00:23:12 UTC  

Does anybody have any thoughts on this as a gift for the little woman in my life?

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/772982351520333824/788924222273355776/d7d1c149-3b34-430a-93bc-aa53e5bf0c6b.fe81f897d267648e9e0bb521d1ca25d4.jpeg

2020-12-17 00:23:30 UTC  

i would recommend wearing an athletic cup

2020-12-17 00:23:33 UTC  

when you give it to her

2020-12-17 00:23:55 UTC  

It's a tool that could come in handy...

2020-12-17 00:24:09 UTC  

Maybe some nice slippers and a robe?

2020-12-17 00:24:22 UTC  

her foot going somewhere you don't want

2020-12-17 00:24:40 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/772982351520333824/788924593413947432/PXL_20201217_001153160.jpg

2020-12-17 00:24:53 UTC  

That's good too isn't it?

2020-12-17 00:24:56 UTC  

i mean

2020-12-17 00:25:11 UTC  

Not good

2020-12-17 00:25:13 UTC  

i'd get a better vacuum cleaner

2020-12-17 00:25:14 UTC  

I did kitchen knives one year and I survived

2020-12-17 00:25:27 UTC  

It's good enough for Hunter Biden why not for me.

2020-12-17 00:25:36 UTC  

if she actually does do the cleaning in the house its not a bad gift

2020-12-17 00:25:43 UTC  

but i wouldnt make it the only one

2020-12-17 00:26:05 UTC  

Not a Christmas gift though

2020-12-17 00:26:09 UTC  

eh

2020-12-17 00:26:15 UTC  

if he has enough gifts it doesnt matter

2020-12-17 00:26:23 UTC  

and he can make the pile look huge with the giant box

2020-12-17 00:26:25 UTC  

It's very practical....

2020-12-17 00:26:40 UTC  

sandwich maker

2020-12-17 00:26:46 UTC  

i mean.. i asked for a vacuum cleaner for christmas lol

2020-12-17 00:26:47 UTC  

last year

2020-12-17 00:27:02 UTC  

i didnt ask for kitchen knives because i cant trust my family to get good ones

2020-12-17 00:27:03 UTC  

We need to throw some sandwich makers away.

2020-12-17 00:27:43 UTC  

... I'm kidding I'm not getting my wife this we don't celebrate Christmas... I thought I'd be getting some more hate...

2020-12-17 00:27:52 UTC  

I guess it was just bad timing.

2020-12-17 00:29:17 UTC  

Wait... Dominion doesn't verify the voter exists?

2020-12-17 00:29:20 UTC  

...

And as far as canceling Christmas I guess we're ahead of the curve..
Get used to the joyless nihilism and nothing.

2020-12-17 00:29:33 UTC  

Not even the bar code?

2020-12-17 00:29:53 UTC  

Apparently not 🤷🏼‍♀️

2020-12-17 00:29:55 UTC  

No voters required...

2020-12-17 00:30:07 UTC  

If I was to buy a christmas present for an american this year, it would have had to be a MAGA hat.

2020-12-17 00:30:11 UTC  

So what the fuck is the bar code for?

2020-12-17 00:30:21 UTC  

Human readable?

2020-12-17 00:30:24 UTC  

HEH

2020-12-17 00:32:12 UTC  

LOL "We just take the images, we do NO verification"