I want that shoe down my urethra

I mean asshole

kek

i wore a big hole in my air max and need something comfy

Get some office shoes and be done with it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IW19xASnqw8

heh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WNH7BIzqWNI

I don't get it

I'm gonna go beat the shit out of my wife and kids now

Out of anger

ttell your wife to send me nudes

That reminds me

I have to pick my gf up from the train station at like midnight tonitht

Shit sucks

Do you need to rent a trailer to bring her home huohhh

>when Matthew uber driver finally arrives

>but then you realize he ordered a place for two

<:alismirk:230784726615588865>

huuuuuuuuuuuh

Now back to finding out where can I pirate TV shows without resorting to private trackers

Big freightships turn me on

Just imagine all the chinkshit in those containers...

<:pepestressed:327933525124841482>

When will god stop humanity's sinful hand

Ohh yes...

More gangbang pics please..

Huuohh

imagine all the illegal immigrants in those shipping containers

<:angery:423058200661590017>

!!!

Well, it took 2 weeks, but the new dog finally had an accident in the house.

Yaaay.

We don't call them accidents, we say happy little shits

>little

it's a german shepherd, my man

Happy Klein Shits then

Almost fucking puked picking it up, which is odd, since I'm normally not squeamish about that kind of thing

imagine the poop as something you find in your takeout