Message from @BIGPAVMATE

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2018-06-14 11:07:28 UTC  

Civic is Honda isn't it? @Julian

2018-06-14 11:07:32 UTC  

ye

2018-06-14 11:08:06 UTC  

Are they 2fast4me

2018-06-14 11:08:10 UTC  

like sanic fast

2018-06-14 11:08:18 UTC  

theyre swift

2018-06-14 11:08:27 UTC  

but wouldnt say theyre that fast

2018-06-14 11:08:33 UTC  

pretty good on economy too

2018-06-14 11:08:42 UTC  

just look for one that wasnt previously owned by a teen

2018-06-14 11:10:07 UTC  

are they all two door vehicles

2018-06-14 11:10:18 UTC  

not really

2018-06-14 11:10:26 UTC  

youre probably looking at the older hatches

2018-06-14 11:10:32 UTC  

I think so

2018-06-14 11:10:50 UTC  

lemme change my search hol up

2018-06-14 11:11:55 UTC  

omg they're all manuals

2018-06-14 11:12:03 UTC  

why did this happen to me

2018-06-14 11:12:28 UTC  

if your muscle twitches are too much for shifting gears, maybe you shouldnt drive a car in the first place

2018-06-14 11:12:55 UTC  

Shifting gears and using three pedals are significantly different than controlling one pedal and moving a wheel

2018-06-14 11:13:17 UTC  

I can drive an auto fine

2018-06-14 11:13:43 UTC  

how are you people even allowed in close proximity of cars

2018-06-14 11:13:48 UTC  

most commies are auto anyway

2018-06-14 11:13:53 UTC  

negotiate to 1500

2018-06-14 11:14:09 UTC  

Because we need cars to escape the deadly animals that hunt us daily

2018-06-14 11:14:27 UTC  

I can't rape *all* of them

2018-06-14 11:14:45 UTC  

i see, but please tell me you at least *know* how to drive manual

2018-06-14 11:15:15 UTC  

My driving instructor was plastered drunk when he taught me so I don't know if I was driving right.

2018-06-14 11:15:20 UTC  

I didn't crash so I think I did okay

2018-06-14 11:16:11 UTC  

so driving for you is basically just a race against nature about who will kill you first?

2018-06-14 11:16:23 UTC  

yes ;-;

2018-06-14 11:16:26 UTC  

How to drive manual, press clutch, shift gear, slowly depress clutch while pressing gas

2018-06-14 11:16:34 UTC  

bada bing bada boom you can now drive every car in the world

2018-06-14 11:16:45 UTC  

Don't forget the yelling and the beer being spilled on you

2018-06-14 11:17:02 UTC  

Or was it whiskey I don't remember <:think:367742530995093506>

2018-06-14 11:17:58 UTC  

okay I found some nice civics in my price range

2018-06-14 11:18:05 UTC  

Of course they're in another state

2018-06-14 11:18:22 UTC  

I'll take a $100 plane ride idgaf

2018-06-14 11:20:21 UTC  

I got a question, why are manuals cheaper

2018-06-14 11:21:20 UTC  

Cause of the pussy tax

2018-06-14 11:21:28 UTC  

Since only pussies drive automatic <:alismirk:230784726615588865>

2018-06-14 11:21:37 UTC  

hmm

2018-06-14 11:21:43 UTC  

destroy my pussy please

2018-06-14 11:21:47 UTC  

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