wait, what?

@Tervy he said it

implying I use it in the first place

I just fucked up

inb4 this server gets pruned

RIP

just burn it all down and start anew

and make an insurance claim

@Ryptun please i know "its a joke" but i rather not kick more people over this due fedora being provoking asshat

it wasnt arson

why can he say it but i cant????

poe's law

you can never know if you want them to not-kya ironically or not

fedora

please drink your soymilk and relax

father's day today

comfy

huoooh

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I don't wanna call my dad. He's a shitter

then dont

if he a shitter

u a shit

I mean that's where Matthew got his character

Y'all have been dealing with my shit for like 8 months now

You KNOW I'm a shit

that is nice

what is it stitched on

What that

its a metal gear patch

on something

Phone sock

arent phone socks primitive technology

like u cant hear it ringing

That's why I've been using different ones since 2011

No I can

No problem

That's what your smart watch is for, dummy

triggering

to say the least

Vibrates well too