Message from @Matthew

Discord ID: 458054845652271105


2018-06-17 23:36:54 UTC  

@sum the girls frontline lottery shit is RNG bullshit tbh

2018-06-17 23:37:01 UTC  

fuck this gay number draws

2018-06-17 23:37:05 UTC  

git gud

2018-06-17 23:41:10 UTC  

You should spend all your neetbux in the game like @sum

2018-06-17 23:41:25 UTC  

I see you're still salty becuase I won the RNG game

2018-06-17 23:41:41 UTC  

I was born in america, I won the most important RNG game of all

2018-06-17 23:41:48 UTC  

stay mad, Germany's Toilet

2018-06-17 23:42:06 UTC  

>everyday has to play RNG if he's gonna get shot or not

2018-06-17 23:42:08 UTC  

<:thonk:288060975775612929>

2018-06-17 23:43:47 UTC  

Every war has to play RNG if he'll get occupied or not

2018-06-17 23:44:47 UTC  

And then have to do the homework for other countries on how to attack enemies

2018-06-17 23:44:54 UTC  

And also how to make mother nature your bitch in war

2018-06-17 23:45:03 UTC  

>winter is cold

2018-06-17 23:45:06 UTC  

t. country which had a bear in WW2

2018-06-17 23:45:16 UTC  

Wow, this must've taken some top scientists to figure out

2018-06-17 23:45:40 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/458054655075680290/wojtek_niedziwiedz_1.png

2018-06-17 23:45:55 UTC  

why did america lose vietnam

2018-06-17 23:46:08 UTC  

why did america lose two towers

2018-06-17 23:46:13 UTC  

cos they withdrawed

2018-06-17 23:46:14 UTC  

Why did america

2018-06-17 23:46:25 UTC  

>strategic retreat
>Defeat

2018-06-17 23:46:27 UTC  

cos this is america

2018-06-17 23:46:30 UTC  

choose one <:alismirk:230784726615588865>

2018-06-17 23:46:34 UTC  

theyt prob would have been fine if they stayed in

2018-06-17 23:46:35 UTC  

look how im wipping now

2018-06-17 23:46:36 UTC  

but public opinion etc

2018-06-17 23:46:44 UTC  

Never forget Operation Wandering Soul

2018-06-17 23:46:57 UTC  

gooks made the mistake of bombing pearl harbour

2018-06-17 23:46:58 UTC  

@bentech well kids died left and right

2018-06-17 23:47:02 UTC  

of course theyd want to get out

2018-06-17 23:47:22 UTC  

on what side lol

2018-06-17 23:47:33 UTC  

well both, technically

2018-06-17 23:47:51 UTC  

but america were sending literal 18yo kiddos

2018-06-17 23:48:03 UTC  

Conscripted armies are a mistake

2018-06-17 23:48:14 UTC  

Volunteer armies are going to be better 100% of the time

2018-06-17 23:49:42 UTC  

from what i learnt in history class, jungle chinks had real nasty tactics

2018-06-17 23:49:54 UTC  

Punji stakes smeared with shit, etc

2018-06-17 23:49:59 UTC  

yes that

2018-06-17 23:51:32 UTC  

IT AINT ME

2018-06-17 23:51:34 UTC  

IT AINT ME

2018-06-17 23:51:36 UTC  

I AINT NO FORTUNATE ONE