Therefore I'm the most suitable to take care of him since my word is law to him

Then shut the lights off

Disobedience = no games

Any kids games with teddies in them?

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Went to the post office to send goods to @Goz3rr and they denied sending it because they didnt believe in the name "Greg McLovin"

Fucking swedes

is Daan Van Dijk a typical dutch name?

think i go with that

Never met a Daan

Go with Jan or something

google says Daan in the most common dutch name wtf

I'm not dutch after all

daan is a very common name yeah

>dutch

Just write "Faggot" on it, with some accents

sorry matthew, white countries are talking

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@Phatique

That was good

https://twitter.com/officialmcafee/status/1010502994645929985

🤔

absolute unit

That man is a a mad kind of man

mcafee is a crazy fucker I love him

man offered to eat his own dick if btc didn't hit 1mil by 2020

I prefer Kaspersky.

Tfw virus/malware detection is so crowdsourced that it's borderline pointless to use anything but your OS' built in solution

^this

defender and common sense 2018 is best

For fuck sake.

I swear to God kids are the biggest meme of all

I hate them because they feel so fucking entitled Jesus Christ someone free me from this hell

grrr i hate kids grrrr

why are you wtih kiods

are you a pedophile

>BOO WHY I CANT DO IT
then I proceed to try and do that shit in game he needs to progress
>NOOO I WANT TO PLAY

Sum, you're kind of a faggot

You're saying like it's something new

You've reached new heights of cocksuckery

If it were up to me, I'd never even fucking allow this creature near me