i want some ham

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>scientists in this field generally agree it'd be inhumane

Note: Scientists are not military personnel

>on fire watch
>suddenly Perez bursts into flame
>anyone going near him also bursts into flame
>the future is now

@sum >hurr why are things on fire
>could it be the unauthorised personnel on the perimeter
>no we should continue to sit still and let ourselves catch on fire
>yes

This is old news, turns out no one is pursuing meme projects like this is because battery capacity is still low as shit

>sit on your ass
>nothing happens
>suddenly spontaneous combustion

>long enough

Ur not long enough

As in the span of several minutes of watching your clothes catch fire

>hurr why is there a hole burning through my chest

@Millwood I didnt listen to your advice and got regular sake

This one has a tiny noose

Gay

Standard sake is pretty shit tbhwyf

Only umeshu that didnt have artifical coloarants or was just grain alcohol with ume plums looks like a cooking type

This one

I dunno what you got in us of a but takara is good

Oh, choya. It's not that good

For some reason the export one seems sweeter

It's Good enough but takara is better

I dont have that in my local liqour store but I suppose I'll look next time

how exactly is it better

How long is sake good for after opening? I'm getting anywhere from a week to two months

you're supposed to finish the bottle right after opening

storing it overnight is illegal

Dont worry, John is gonna finish it.

I mean, technically it would only be the equivlent of finishing a flask of vodka

But I actually liked what sake I had before even if it was a baisic bitch version that came in a cute little cup

Qt

@Matthew m lad

sake is great

Seems like weebshit tbh

it tastes good

i need to buy some good sake thats supposed to be served warm

You mean, like all standard sake?

Apparently that's a misnomer, most of the cheaper ones are supposed to be served that way but not the nicer ones

But like I said, weebshit