If I aggressively monetize it, it becomes a job

I don't want it to be my job right now

godspeed <:aliOK:251417852156837888>

@porco can I have some free money

With Pornspider™ you can print free money with our very reasonable advertisement program!

@sum I think it's time to stop

With Pornspider™ you can earn money while we earn money! Simply use this link to reffer your friends to use Pornspider™. Whenever they reach 10 faps you get $0.001. 1 Fap is achieved by watching a movie to an end, and then clicking on 10 ads!

*please stop sending semen samples to our HQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b40QdTRaqFk

Is this the highest clicked vid on pornspider yet?

That should be 404 right there

It better be

It's the perfect 404.html page

And then gay porno in recommendations like

"Like what you saw? Here are more videos you would enjoy!"

I know, I know

"porco recommends:"

The most clicked video is from some random reddit slut from gonewild

No idea why people look for it on pornspider when it's right there on her reddit profile

Gay porn makes 2% of the total searches

Bots?

But 75% of gay porn is watched by mac users

Which are only 8% of total users

Makes you 🤔 af

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@porco what about mobile users

Mobile users are about 40%

Didn't generate stats on their gay porn consumption

But I bet iPhone users make those are 25% of gay porn

Hard gay or trap gay

What's the difference?

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Imagine linux users would be the highest trap viewers

No but Linux users watch quite some anime

50% of anime is watched by users refed by 4chan

(I booked advertisements on /gif/)

Huh

Kinda makes me want to see one of those infographics like pornhub does

I might do some, when I have enough relevant data

So I assume Windows users are the most vanilla ones?

Since Mac are gay, Linux are anime