TRUMP: Hey we caught you shit heads stealing the election, that's a yuge crime. You guys are Republicans and the citizens are pissed, you should really do the right thing now before we try you for treason....
Tim the lawyer guy: there was no fraud every vote counted.
Trump: are you sure Tim because we been using fisa surveillance and have it all on tape and that's about to come out are you sure you want to continue on the path of treason for which the penalty is pretty serious??
Tim the lawyer guy: yeah we're sure despite the fact you can see the video of them destroying evidence on youtube... That we want to claim there was no fraud.
Trump okay then you assholes are all right now being assigned cells in guantanamo bay prison facility as we speak. I hear the waters nice up there... Thanks for helping make america great again by allowing us to dispose of you jack asses. Entirely, it's going to be so great, a paradise.. without you.... . Drops the mic and hangs up on the conference call.
