He's a Rootin' Tootin' Chromosome Bandit

Nice

@johnfrum want some of my copper homeopathy water?

Colloidal Silver

It'll cure what ails ya

Don't shit on my noble metals

I eat a bar of osmium every day

I drink Potassium-infused water every day

note to self: 66 X 160

Buying pants for your mum?

Is coffee the reason for your potassium deficiency?

DOUBLE NICE

Take magnesium

Don't tell me to eat magnets

I love those polish commerical about "manly" magnesium

Gib link

What manly magnesium?

I dont take nyquil to sleep I take it to hopefully clear my nose

Snuff tobacco

@sum menmag or something like that

Oh that

Your lack of swallowing is responsible for your magnesium and potassium deficiancy

Fucking everything is made "many"

Muh Toxic Masculinity

Manly yogurt, manly magnesium

Having micronutrient deficiencies is COOL. YOU AREN'T A REAL MAN IF YOU'RE NOT MISSING STUFF YOU NEED TO LIVE

Fuck, the boomer in me craves a monster

I was at the Mall of America yesterday, and I went into the Carrhart store, and they were selling shit like a Bar of soap scented like "Naval Triumph", and an "Offensively sized Lip Balm"

Don't do it Woody, buy caffeine pills

Energy drinks a shit

Muh Manliness shit really is faggotry in disguise

It is

https://www.amazon.com/Duke-Cannon-Mens-Bar-Soap/dp/B00D02XO7Q

DUKE CANNON

If they're doing it, it works

BIG AMERICAN SOAP

are you discussing drugs

_takes notes_

"Why Buy Dainty Bar Soap When You Can Buy A Manly Brick? "

For fuck's sake

I like large blocks of soap, its inconvenient to replace soap in the shower