You saw my house when I was in the middle of rearranging everything so it was absolutely trashed

oh so u cleaned up and gained 4 points in looks

nice

If that was normal do you think I'd have shared it and gotten memed on so hard

y not

some people like the attention

@spaqin I'm a 5/10 at best

matthew I think you look cute

some people need to be fed attention at all times

just in a teddybear kind of way

I'll settle for being fed food

😊

@Kimichiboi don't suck up to me, boy. I'm still gonna fist your ass till your farts never make noise again

Ha, you won't be able to fist mine <:alismirk:230784726615588865>

I will take my anal virginity to the grave

@spaqin and as for how I did it, simple:

I met gf in grade 5 and were best friends till grade 8 when we became couple, and we bought a house in 2013 and we're still going

@sum that can be arranged

My anus is a one way street

You need not survive

Things go out, nothing goes in

As God intended

is over for wagecuckcels

🙏

is she fat

this is america

wish I could find the true one

She's not slim, but she's not obese like me

don't catch you sli fuck

well obv any self respecting man should dump the girl once she weighs more than him

@spaqin why?

s t a n d a r d s

Woman is partner, not status symbol, smh smh

No wonder you can't keep it together

idk i dont consider landwhales attractive

Don't worry, they aren't looking at you either 😂 👌

i know

LE FUNI EMOJI

how tall are you matt

@ass burger LE MEME PAINTER MAN

@Kimichiboi 6'

oyyyyy