Message from @porco

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2018-07-30 17:26:08 UTC  

And that's the fingerprint

2018-07-30 17:26:46 UTC  

I don't have IPs in my analytics. I don't need them for UX improvements

2018-07-30 17:27:22 UTC  

`I have an idea, give me your IP and I will permanently exclude you from logging :^)`
`I don't have IPs in my analytics. I don't need them for UX improvements`

2018-07-30 17:27:24 UTC  

Don't believe his lies, guys

2018-07-30 17:27:25 UTC  

<:deepthonk:326852766884560897>

2018-07-30 17:27:38 UTC  

🐷

2018-07-30 17:27:48 UTC  

E X P O S E D

2018-07-30 17:28:10 UTC  

@sum I don't save the IP =/= I'm unable to check something against the IP on request time

2018-07-30 17:30:59 UTC  

Your IP is temporarily exposed when you make an http(s) request to a server. This is valid for every website in this world. No exception. Whenever someone saves it or not, is a different story

2018-07-30 17:31:18 UTC  

But I was just shitposting

2018-07-30 17:31:24 UTC  

How would I know?

2018-07-30 17:31:27 UTC  

It makes me feel gullible here

2018-07-30 17:32:05 UTC  

I mean why should I care about the data when you already shown us what it is

2018-07-30 17:32:18 UTC  

And nothing is there that would connect the dots that I fapped to loli porn yesterday

2018-07-30 17:32:30 UTC  

Just that someone in last 7 days from Poland did so

2018-07-30 17:33:16 UTC  

Exactly

2018-07-30 17:33:25 UTC  

It's just anonymous analytics for UX improvements

2018-07-30 17:34:19 UTC  

Speaking of UX, it shouldn't be too hard to do a simple random button?

2018-07-30 17:34:30 UTC  

Might not see much usage tho

2018-07-30 17:35:34 UTC  

You want a "im feeling lucky" Button?

2018-07-30 17:35:38 UTC  

Yeah

2018-07-30 17:35:42 UTC  

Could be called "I'm feeling horny"

2018-07-30 17:35:50 UTC  

Sure I'll do that tomorrow night

2018-07-30 17:36:00 UTC  

"im feeling horny" sounds good

2018-07-30 17:36:01 UTC  

Like I reckon it'd be what, max 10 min work?

2018-07-30 17:36:26 UTC  

Yes around 10 min effort

2018-07-30 17:36:36 UTC  

Plus another 5 min to track it inside analytics

2018-07-30 17:36:48 UTC  

I need to know what people searched for when feeling lucky

2018-07-30 17:37:07 UTC  

How I'd do it would be probably just get length of vid array, and then just generate a random number from 1 to array.length

2018-07-30 17:37:38 UTC  

Can't wait for all the GILF/walking corpse tier porn

2018-07-30 17:38:06 UTC  

Or some hardcore solo male masturbation 🤘

2018-07-30 17:39:29 UTC  

ohfuck

2018-07-30 17:39:34 UTC  

Internship requires me to sign NDA

2018-07-30 17:39:36 UTC  

<:blobsweats:427568683003412505>

2018-07-30 17:39:51 UTC  

You can't put 20 million videos into an array

2018-07-30 17:40:08 UTC  

You would use more ram than 2 chrome tabs

2018-07-30 17:40:09 UTC  

Oh, are you just going to pick a random max number then?

2018-07-30 17:40:26 UTC  

Probably something like that

2018-07-30 17:40:28 UTC  

Since I was thinking it wouldn't be that ram demanding and hardcoding is ehhh

2018-07-30 17:41:31 UTC  

I calculate the amount of videos every night