Message from @Matthew

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2018-08-13 14:51:41 UTC  

Fucking hipster chefs are fucking retarded

2018-08-13 14:52:05 UTC  

Tfw have to take time off of work tomorrow to go vote in the primaries

2018-08-13 14:52:11 UTC  

What? What are you talking about now

2018-08-13 14:52:15 UTC  

Oh rape

2018-08-13 14:52:17 UTC  

Like always

2018-08-13 14:52:25 UTC  

I never said it was rape

2018-08-13 14:52:40 UTC  

Sum is just tsundere. He wants it

2018-08-13 14:52:53 UTC  

Who says I can't just file for rape afterwards

2018-08-13 14:52:59 UTC  

I mean I'm an immigrant and he is a cis white male

2018-08-13 14:53:05 UTC  

I clearly have the upper hand here <:alismirk:230784726615588865>

2018-08-13 14:53:26 UTC  

Hell no, I'll come to you. That way you'll be the one discriminating against the poor immigrant

2018-08-13 14:53:38 UTC  

Then you won't survive in Poland 😦

2018-08-13 14:53:45 UTC  

Food not shitty enough to sustain

2018-08-13 14:53:54 UTC  

Plus you might find dresiarze who will beat up fats

2018-08-13 14:53:57 UTC  

Its meat and cabbage

2018-08-13 14:54:08 UTC  

You know damn well I'm a quantity over quality kind of guy

2018-08-13 14:54:22 UTC  

>being beaten up by a Pollack

2018-08-13 14:54:25 UTC  

>ever

2018-08-13 14:54:56 UTC  

Poles are the shaking Chihuahuas of the international community

2018-08-13 14:55:17 UTC  

Except you poke the Chihuahua too much and it will chop off your balls clean

2018-08-13 14:55:49 UTC  

How manlet do you have to be to have your balls within reach of a dog that's a foot tall at its highest point

2018-08-13 14:56:01 UTC  

What if the dog can jump high

2018-08-13 14:56:15 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/478577531692253185/what-polands-flag-stands-for-honor-sacrifice-loyal-allies-24983414.png

2018-08-13 14:56:15 UTC  

also

2018-08-13 14:56:16 UTC  

Then you're still manlet if it can reach

2018-08-13 14:57:20 UTC  

That doggo looks sad

2018-08-13 14:57:31 UTC  

Dogs generally don't like being picked up

2018-08-13 14:57:48 UTC  

I remember that a family member picked up a dog that literally never has been picked up before

2018-08-13 14:57:57 UTC  

It fucking frooze up

2018-08-13 14:58:00 UTC  

It probably flipped the fuck out

2018-08-13 14:58:16 UTC  

Like he was acting all cheery and happy-go-lucky

2018-08-13 14:58:19 UTC  

But the moment he was picked up

2018-08-13 14:58:26 UTC  

He had the ascii look of O.O

2018-08-13 14:59:06 UTC  

>not Ô.Ô

2018-08-13 14:59:18 UTC  

It was no small dog

2018-08-13 14:59:24 UTC  

I'd say med-big

2018-08-13 14:59:36 UTC  

Small dogs don't like anything, especially being alive

2018-08-13 15:00:13 UTC  

Small dogs are literally cats

2018-08-13 15:00:15 UTC  

And cats are useless

2018-08-13 15:01:09 UTC  

Small dogs are good at killing rats and such

2018-08-13 15:01:27 UTC  

Better than cats because cats kill birbs