Message from @Matthew

Discord ID: 479106520815108097


2018-08-15 01:47:04 UTC  

I know America likes to judge others but I'm not poor

2018-08-15 01:47:15 UTC  

I use soap

2018-08-15 01:48:23 UTC  

`Dish of Soapy Water
This is a home remedy to trap mosquitoes. Whenever you are entertaining outdoor, place a dish outside with soapy water in it. You can use dishwashing or detergent soap to create bubbles. Mosquitoes are attracted to water and once they are in the water, they get trap in the bubbles and die.`

2018-08-15 01:48:39 UTC  

So basically, get a bowl, pour water in, pour some dish cleaning shit in it

2018-08-15 01:48:50 UTC  

Or shotgun the fuckers midair

2018-08-15 01:48:58 UTC  

And I can safely go to bed without those fuckers flying above my head

2018-08-15 01:49:01 UTC  

Alcohol also works and is less messy

2018-08-15 01:49:12 UTC  

But I like watching them wiggle around

2018-08-15 01:49:30 UTC  

I dunno if the standing water thing works indoors

2018-08-15 01:49:33 UTC  

But is the surface tension or however you call it, really that powerful for mosquitos?

2018-08-15 01:53:06 UTC  

Soap just fucks them up and they drown

"look at me Im hurting myself for no reason, look how manly I am"ο»Ώ

also this tbh

2018-08-15 01:57:42 UTC  

Get lucky and have something weird with your blood so they just don't like biting you

2018-08-15 01:57:47 UTC  

that's what happens with gf

2018-08-15 01:57:56 UTC  

mosquitos just plain won't bite her

2018-08-15 01:58:00 UTC  

huuuuuuuuuuh

2018-08-15 01:58:10 UTC  

I remember I talked with a dude who had tattoos

2018-08-15 01:58:15 UTC  

Said mosquitos hate ink

2018-08-15 01:58:15 UTC  

tfw you have mosquito hybrid gf

2018-08-15 01:58:16 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/479106522660470795/IMG_20180814_211737.jpg

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/479106523231158275/IMG_20180814_211740.jpg

2018-08-15 01:58:23 UTC  

this is a 10 in America

2018-08-15 01:58:28 UTC  

that fupa, got damn

2018-08-15 01:58:34 UTC  

double ass

2018-08-15 01:58:38 UTC  

front butt

2018-08-15 01:58:45 UTC  

ass on both sides

2018-08-15 01:58:56 UTC  

>when u want to have some coop buttfuck

2018-08-15 01:59:16 UTC  

are you saying she's ugly?

2018-08-15 01:59:22 UTC  

fucking yes

2018-08-15 01:59:24 UTC  

she's gross

2018-08-15 01:59:26 UTC  

yes

2018-08-15 01:59:30 UTC  

but what's the deal with you being obsessed with her???? A 17 year old BOY obsessing over a WOMAN you don't know with more influence and success than you'll ever have with an attitude like that ????? It's sad, fix up 😘

2018-08-15 01:59:43 UTC  

>he had copypasta ready to go

2018-08-15 01:59:48 UTC  

*Sad!*

2018-08-15 02:01:17 UTC  

>these are 10s in antwerp

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/479107279837331456/drie-ouders-dienen-klacht-in-tegen-juf-de-blokkendoos-id4697996-620x400.jpg

2018-08-15 02:01:35 UTC  

On the threat scale, maybe

2018-08-15 02:01:45 UTC  

I can see an ankle there

2018-08-15 02:01:46 UTC  

Fucking sluts

2018-08-15 02:02:06 UTC  

More than you, being a brand ambassador, her own documentary, about thousands of followers who she influences on a daily basis of how to not be affected by small minded people like yourself.