Can't open the door, get on the floor, everybody walk the dinosaur

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The best part is I'm mooching education for credentials for a job that is currently massively in need of more qualified personnel.

And I, naturally, have no interest in remaining in a Muslim country. <:alismirk:230784726615588865>

by the time you're out, Ahmed will have your position

>tfw will probably end up as a web dev

>probably work from home

The dream of becoming one with my chair

@kontroll do you want to leave Europe

@sum I left web dev.

@Cole I'm not opposed to the idea.

Just not burgerland.

Australia?

The Front-End, Full-Stack, Back-End, JS framework shit or what I will do, PHP Symfony based

Probably not the Commonwealth.

do you want to fuck little boys in Thailand

Also @kontroll 🔫 you still haven't sent me the mpv files

@sum Ah shit. I'm on my way home though.

water gun oh no so afraid

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old Android reeee

Remind me in like two hours. I'll eat and stuff before I turn on the computer.

No

It's Linux

allow me to interject for a moment

pls don't pastame

It's a water gun for me now. :(

same

tfw no loicense for revolver

Xubuntu 18.04 + Chrome

Yet still old R8

In my mind the new one is a laser weapon.

Takes longer to do the same job as a regular gun, and is way more painful. 👍

How about going retro

:csggun: when

^

Though for a true /csg/ I recommend this

Why is there Chinese graffiti in the noble German firearm?