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It's like those turbofaggots who stand by the cash registers and act like it's fucking open Mic night

as a cashire if there wasnt someone behind that person

i litearlly would walk away

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i think of all the times i cashired i was only at my station 60% of the time

the best was people who didnt see me but my light was on

would walk away

And I have to put all THIS bullshit in too

huooh

man

all this heavy lifting

is gunna make matt JACKED

soon we cant call him fattmatt anymore

watch out or ur lose weight bro

be careful

Shit it's official

My mum watches mouse trap monday

BIG BROTHER KNOWS

he’s got ur back matt

>matt gunna get melted

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charge your phone @Matthew <:pepestressed:327933525124841482>

Vertical battery indicator

Sigh batterylets

@Matthew no they do not.

@sum ur mum single

no

if your bar don't look like this

Ur gay lol

Sigh, >tfw no polish MILF to shoot at invasive birds and drown cages of rats with

>drowning rats

isnt that a sign of a sociopath

Drown them with argon or nitrogen

YUROPOORS i need your help

im going to Berlin, then planning on railing to Amsterdam

best site for tickets?

Polish truck driver's cab is free

Need to pay with your boipuss tho