Jewish diners are called delicatessens, dummy

There's one nor far from my house called Cecil's and it's 😩 👌

@johnfrum are you a good tipper?

I don't eat out so I don't tip.

Ever?

If I am forced to eat out because of visiting family I'll tip 15%ish

John you are a shitter

eating out is great

John gets weird looks in public on account of his dead eyes

And the *smell*.

I keep a stocked pantry and fridge instead of being at the mercy of overpriced mediocore food.

Poor John has to live like he's in a fallout shelter because he's poor and socially retarded

Huuuuuuuh, poor John

HUUUUUUUUUH

@Matthew did you manage to keep more than three hours of food in your kitchen yet?

The winter starvation tale was utterly harrowing

You...don't measure food in time, John

Burgers don't?

Let me rephrase.

You don't measure food down to the hour.

I expected something like 1frigde =4,5 hours

I forget, what did I have in my house during the winter starvation?

@Matthew last time in 'Matt's Kitchen Tour' you had flour and pretty much nothing else

Flour is pretty good

@Matthew snacks and lacroix

He can make some bread

And deepfry it

Man, I want some of those gook stuffed hotcakes now.

Those powdered donuts you can get from takeout are so good.

Disgusting.

Powdered donuts are the lowest teir of donut below even plain.

It's not powdered, I misspoke.

It's granulated sugar.

Also, plain cake donuts are fucking great.

Hotcake = pancake?

Filled donuts are disgusting.

These things

I always buy plain donuts and ask for a bowl of Bismarck filking on the side

And dip that Fucker

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