Message from @Matthew

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2018-08-25 18:50:12 UTC  

I learned manual so I could drive my dads car

2018-08-25 18:50:30 UTC  

Everyone in finland learns it

2018-08-25 18:50:42 UTC  

Imagine being somewhere and someone asks u to drive their manual car

2018-08-25 18:50:46 UTC  

And u say

2018-08-25 18:50:54 UTC  

”Sorry I can only drive automatic”

2018-08-25 18:51:21 UTC  

U re not legaly allowed to drive manual if u do driving test with automatic

2018-08-25 18:51:33 UTC  

Lol

2018-08-25 18:57:49 UTC  

>pumpkin beer is already being sold

2018-08-25 18:58:00 UTC  

<:pepestressed:327933525124841482>

2018-08-25 19:00:48 UTC  

It is unseasonably chilly think its been the coolest its been in a couple years

2018-08-25 19:17:19 UTC  

Its nice, much better when its not 80 degrees

2018-08-25 19:19:07 UTC  

Oh look the cheeky pole who doesnt know what being straight is wants to chime in

2018-08-25 19:20:42 UTC  

Its not, hence why I'm questioning selling a fall seasonal item now

2018-08-25 19:21:07 UTC  

Fall seasonal items are coming out because it's almost fall you idiot

2018-08-25 19:22:02 UTC  

maybe it's farenheit

2018-08-25 19:23:00 UTC  

@Millwood not really, its just something that has fall spices and slight pumpkin taste and texture. Frankly think they can stand to add more pumpkin.

2018-08-25 19:23:12 UTC  

God, Pumpkin tastes so good.

2018-08-25 19:23:12 UTC  

There are beers you warm up?

2018-08-25 19:23:53 UTC  

I always keep a couple cans of pumpkin filling in my house, because it's a spectacular anti-dirarreahal for dogs

2018-08-25 19:24:03 UTC  

...alcohol?

2018-08-25 19:24:34 UTC  

inb4 the "welll, it doesn't REALLY warm you, see it's actually blood vessels constricting and..."

2018-08-25 19:24:50 UTC  

Nah, its average abv, like 4-5%, couple meme beers that try to get it up to 10% but those are expensive and not even very good.

2018-08-25 19:25:08 UTC  

A feeling of warmth

2018-08-25 19:25:17 UTC  

Like the one you've never felt from your parents

2018-08-25 19:25:22 UTC  

damn

2018-08-25 19:26:04 UTC  

There goes matt, being a sad little boy. I'll give you some candy matty kun

2018-08-25 19:26:09 UTC  

>mommy fetish shining through again

2018-08-25 19:26:13 UTC  

I DON'T LIKE CANDY

2018-08-25 19:27:05 UTC  

No.

2018-08-25 19:27:14 UTC  

MILF is women who are child-rearing age.

2018-08-25 19:27:32 UTC  

Mommy is getting off on the thought of being nurtured by someone who also wants to fuck you.

2018-08-25 19:28:14 UTC  

Just like there's a difference between having a Teen girl fetish and having a "girl next door" fetish

2018-08-25 19:28:20 UTC  

It's a character archetype

2018-08-25 19:28:56 UTC  

I was trying to bant, not have matt project even more of his fetishes

2018-08-25 19:28:58 UTC  

<:pepestressed:327933525124841482>

2018-08-25 19:29:04 UTC  

So you just want someone who you call mommy, who calls you son, treats you like her son, but doesn't actually share your genes.

2018-08-25 19:29:10 UTC  

Which is probably hard in Poland.

2018-08-25 19:29:13 UTC  

Carry on.

2018-08-25 19:29:50 UTC  

@johnfrum Do you wipe your ass from the front or the back? I heard them talking about it on the H3 podcast and now I'm shaken

2018-08-25 19:30:02 UTC  
2018-08-25 19:30:05 UTC  

>middle aged Yandere