So you can weird him out

Then he's distracted

And you can shoot

Why not just get one of those giant flashlights

Can't do shit when his eyelids are burning

fleshlights*

you have a gun right @johnfrum

also are you in the US?

Those outside basement doors are pretty retarded

More like tornado shelters

take your right to bear arms and kill whoever is in there for trespassing while screaming out the second amendment

I never understood the point of them either @Millwood

Go in and shout "God bless..." then if he doesn't reply with "America", shoot

>shout "God bless...."
>the intruder is stunned and have no idea what is going on
>replies "..what?"
>kill him because you haven't heard of any country named What nor any country at all since you're American

Go in and shout "Linux is a server OS", if he comes out screeching and interjecting about you not calling it GNU/Linux, it's stallman, don't shoot

No one there

He fucking did it

What?

What did you shout at him??

I opened the door with a flashlight taped to my shotgun, if anything moved I guess I would have shot it.

Boring

Why would I disturb the neighvors with shouts at 6 in the morning

6am they should be getting up anyway

Why not?

Shut up grandpa, sitting in bed with a bottle is not waking up.

With a can*

I don't know what you're talking about, did you drink?

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>taped a flashlight to my shotgun to get rid of hobos in my cellar

god bless you you magnificent bastard @johnfrum

*craaacks*

<:boomer:480046032546168863> 💨

😤

😩 👌

More like
>made an ass of myself chasing my dreams

*sips*

<:boomer:480046032546168863> 😎

yes but you did it for America, remember @johnfrum

I did it so someone wouldnt make my basement a crack den/ burn me while I go back to sleep.

Maybe you're having delusions

Hallucinations